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gernblansten

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  1. First and foremost, I celebrate your entire catalog of Shank-like delicacies. Second, I think your message would reach more people and could actually make changes in society from an official position instead of just being Brisketexan on Surly with one extreme segment agreeing with everything you post and another extreme segment thinking you've lost your mind. Have you considered expending your energy running for office to fix the problems you've identified? If you're Senator Brisket, you'll still have the same extreme segments loving or loathing you, but there are plenty of good, rational, reasonable, folks in the middle who need good leaders to effect change.
  2. "Have a seat and let me tell you a story...." -- Vili Fualaau
  3. I choose to believe that clock is 6:00 AM and the over easy egg to top it off are up next.
  4. While Chooky dressed to leave after their night of passion, she winked and said, "I'll keep an eye out for ya!"
  5. You tie that donkey to your bumper? You know what the penalty for animal cruelty is in South Dakota? It's probably pretty stiff.
  6. Yeah, Sumlin did nothing right. Quick question. Historically, how many seasons has aggy had in which they finished with 11 wins with a bowl victory?
  7. Well, they really need to throw in a pinch of Mike Vick, a sprinkle of Russell Wilson, dose of Rodger the Dodger, and the intangibles of Brady, Montana, and Aikman to accurately portray him.
  8. Whoa, got a crush on the little guy there don't ya.
  9. There are very talented musicians. There are very talented marketers. There are those who are both. The number of very talented musicians no one has ever heard of is incredibly high. You don’t have to be a talented musician to reach high levels in the music industry if you have the talented marketers behind you. Examples are all over the radio, internet, Grammy awards, etc etc. A very average talent can become a star with the right marketers, right song writers, write producers. The talent just needs to play the role scripted by the professionals. This shouldn't be some great secret to anyone.
  10. Typical formula: very average SEC teams go 8-4 by beating 4 cupcakes and 4 very average SEC mates and lose to 4 good/great SEC teams while yo-yoing in the top 25 with a winning record and "good" losses. It will be intersting to see the Covid formula of those very average SEC teams going 5-5 and the yo-yoing in the top 25
  11. IIRC, isn't aggy's historical conference winning percentage around 55%? If so, would that make aggy "middle of the road" in every conference in which they've played?
  12. That Perroni post is awesome. "Yes, OU backed off because they see him at LB, as does Clemson in the Isaiah Simmons role. It's true aggy is the only school that'll tell him he can play safety, oh, and by the way, he also likes A&M." Come to aggy, where safeties play corner, linebackers play safety, and students play army.
  13. Haven't seen this many aggy rush to one space since Jimmy Joe Johnson lost his aggy ring milking a bull in Ruby Sue Ray's pasture.
  14. I would like to rep you, but Armybrat is old is just too easy. Try to come up with something fresh like someone's mom is slutty or something.
  15. He danced for those at minstrel shows and county fairs? Throughout the south? Did he have dog that up and died and he still grieves after 20 years? Does he dance now at every chance and honky tonks for drinks and tips?
  16. Don't call it a comeback He's been here for 30+ years He's rocking Lone Stone beers Puttin' Pluckers in fear Makin' the tears rain down like a monsoon Listen to the money go soon Explosions, overpowerin' Over the credit line he’s towerin' Wrecking shop when he writes the checks That'll make you call IRS
  17. When the season is cancelled, the aggy mantra of "next year is our year" will become "last year was our year".
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