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RPM

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  1. RPM replied to Hate's topic in Lulz
    I had someone throw this at me once. They obviously never had astigmatism.
  2. I'm standing tall beside you, asshole. I was in retail corporate mid-management. My soul made me leave that gig.
  3. Holy crap this guy was lucky.
  4. RPM replied to RPM's topic in Movies and TV
    Read that yesterday and it made me smile. Daisy really got fucked over. Wihan needed to go. He was a poor Bosun. The Greek seemed like a nice guy, but he's still got personal issues so here's your plane ticket. New Bosun seems solid, not sure about the deckhand.
  5. The shotgun story pretty much removed any doubt.
  6. RPM replied to RPM's topic in Lulz
    Damn, I thought he died back when they were making "I'm Dying Up Here." No offense.
  7. RPM replied to RPM's topic in Lulz
  8. Everybody knows you use Xanax before flying and wake up when you land.
  9. This is also a correct answer. Ate there last trip. Stayed at El Cortez and was hungry. Walked outside and saw it across the street. Never heard anything about it before. Wandered in and it was stupid good.
  10. It sounds so good when campaigning. You against drilling, treehugger?
  11. Nobody is going to "Drill, Baby, Drill" for $50 bbl oil.
  12. Not yet
  13. Where do you get your gummies?
  14. Not good for us either.
  15. You might want to consider the University of Texas O&G rights, which are a percentage of every well in the state, including mine.
  16. With this bitchfight the door is wide open for a strong middle of the road Democrat to oh who the fuck am I kidding. A god damned Unicorn couldn't win with a D right now. WTF is wrong with you, Texas?
  17. Oil just dropped below $60 a barrel. Not. Good.
  18. Only if you close one eye and squint real hard with the other.
  19. Lotus of Siam is always great.
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