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Jerry Callo

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  1. As planned, got up at 4:45 to get the roast in the sous vide at 133*, cooked 8 hours and then rested for about 10 minutes. Meanwhile, I pulled the scalloped potatoes off the kamado and cranked the coals up to 11. Placed grate in the low position and proceeded to sear the roast over the glowing orange coals - bone side, outsides, back, and then flipped to the top. Wide-eyed, firefighter BIL watched as the fat cap melted into the coal, immersing the roast with intense flames. I was wearing thick, tall gloves and still wasn't sure I'd get out without at least singed arm hairs. It was beautiful. Perfect medium rare roast with a side of chimichurri and Jazzy horseradish sauce. Once everyone was done, I sliced off three pieces for a nice future meal. The remaining chunk will be thinly sliced and made into cheesesteaks on Gabino's French rolls.
  2. An extremely festive penis.
  3. Most of the ones I've seen at "decent" prices, including the one I got at $8.97, are choice. Getting ready for cooking tomorrow. Pulled it out on Saturday, wrapped in cheese cloth, and put it in the fridge. Removed from the cloth this morning, salted, and placed back in the fridge. Tonight, before bed, I'll vacuum seal and set up the sous vide cooler. Probably drop in the 133 degree sous vide tomorrow morning around 5:00 for a 2:30 meal.
  4. Any recommendations for spam call and text blocking apps? I have a Samsung on AT&T and the ActiveArmor doesn't catch everything like it used to. I understand that AT&T disabled some of its features to allow the Samsung features to work (narrator "they don't work"). In the past few days, my phone is getting a large number of unsolicited texts and calls. Unknown number call are supposed to go to voicemail, but they don't. I only want calls from my contacts to actually ring through - everything else should go to voicemail or spam hell.
  5. Good for them. The certainly earned it and earned it with dominance.
  6. In hindsight, Bill Cosby really has a sinister smile.
  7. They should put up a statue or at least a plaque for the only aggy to ever score a point in a playoff game.
  8. Flopping like a south American soccer player
  9. Aggy with 3 unanswered points
  10. He's really good at that
  11. Had lunch with an aggy friend this week. He kept complaining that they had to play at 11:00 am.
  12. Picked up mine this morning. Thanks for the heads up.
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