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DaggerHorns

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  1. Have her practice on a banana first, then move up to a cucumber. She could be the most popular girl above and below deck.
  2. You’re absolutely shitfaced before noon on Memorial Day. Awesome.
  3. Apparently he killed his grandma and was running.
  4. Negged for the non-jizz version.
  5. This sure was interesting. I went from, “yeah he was probably wasted” to “I shouldn’t make such judegement” and now it went to blackout booze levels and ketamine. What a rollercoaster.
  6. It will be so fun when Max is responsible for LSU winning, again…
  7. Poor bastard. I hope life eventually works out for him.
  8. This was my question too. People are dying, lol???
  9. You use Verizon? You’re such a psychopath.
  10. Yes, once the Russians are all killed.
  11. This would never happen in Austin, our social workers make everyone behave.
  12. It’s true, she’s got that trophy right next to her for proof.
  13. “Sorry I was late. My flight was delayed. We were all waiting for DJ Soda to take off her Fuck pants.”
  14. He has an enormous amount of tolerance for rape, sexual assault and child molestation. I wonder what the Big 10 will do now…
  15. So….just like 70% of surly posters.
  16. I don’t recall getting measured by anyone.
  17. Usually, you can empty a load all at once if you hold on to the pigtails. Approximately once a month it’s inoperable and cranky but it still sucks.
  18. Solid point. We killed it before we actually killed it.
  19. That’s one way to get her to stop reproducing.
  20. Same here. It makes it extremely difficult to view dead Russians.
  21. See, it is easy to breathe through a mask on a plane.
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