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DaggerHorns

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  1. 20 extra rushing yds baby!
  2. He sure can spin that pigskin
  3. I feel terribly embarrassed for that autistic fella that couldn’t finish his foghtin Texas aggy story.
  4. Memphis gifting game to Houston.
  5. These ads are definitely tracking me. All I’m getting is liquor and penis reduction ads.
  6. This is the best guy on surly to give this advice, for obvious reasons.
  7. Respect for extra crunchy peanut butter. If the wife is out of town, you should be doing practice beers at Buddy’s Place with dirty Mike and the boys.
  8. I was thinking you were a dildo, but I was wrong, you were getting batteries for your dildo. if you can’t choke down Whataburger before your journey into the dollar store, I would stick to Wendy’s.
  9. Tech is better, no? They just fucked us like an animal last weekend.
  10. https://www.burntorangenation.com/platform/amp/2022/9/27/23375818/ishmael-ibraheem-suspended-arrest-texas-longhorns 3 strikes?
  11. ….or a surly poster.
  12. Correct, this also means advancing the ball for a 1st down when going for it on a 4th down.
  13. We lost in OT, that certainly would’ve helped.
  14. Leon O’Neal Jr
  15. An Extensive Dive into America’s Involvement in International Wars by Ghost of LL
  16. You know you can buy cocaine in Austin, right?
  17. You’ll have the EPA at your doorstep shortly.
  18. You’re the wife/girlfriend that knows you’re dead wrong in Gundy’s video. Also, you know that Quinn has a better mullet than Gundy. This eats away at your core.
  19. Went there around the same time. There’s a good chance I fucked your girlfriend, sister or both.
  20. Fucking mother whore shit
  21. That defense attorney was pretty confident once evidence is presented, it will prove her innocence. They’re currently under a gag order so they couldn’t comment but I think it’s pretty clear she offed that bitch.
  22. What’s the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean…..?? I’ve never had a garbanzo bean on my face!
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