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Hookah Horns

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  1. The least? Not too sure about that one chief. I wasn't talking about people deciding their vote entirely based on the debates, but even in that case, I'm sure there are a great many more people who make their decision based on dumb shit like physical appearance or Facebook memes.
  2. The debates have always mattered to swing voters who are willing to put a little time effort and thought into the decision. Unfortunately that's probably only a few thousand people.
  3. They are masters at gaslighting, there's no denying that. I think a big part of the problem is the nature of the media. For one, it's more or less always blaring headlines about impending doom that hardly ever comes to pass. And now when there is actually an existential threat to the country that we need the media to hit people over the head with repeatedly, they generally refuse because of both-sides, bias optics bullshit.
  4. LMAO...spinning that into being on the cover of SI is too goddamn funny. The total shamelessness is impressive.
  5. I was about to post something about ramming her car not necessarily being an attempted murder, but then I read the article and noticed it said she rammed it repeatedly.
  6. A more Surly sentence has never been written. But...why not? Was she cremated?
  7. Surprised to see several here claim Cruz is a "brilliant politician." I'd love to know the basis for such a claim. I do believe he's a very intelligent person, and craven as fuck, but it seems to me that he sucks ass at politics. This is the same motherfucker who flew to Cancun during an icy natural/political disaster in his state, and blamed it on his daughters, right? Anyone whose soul isn't fully dipped in dogshit hates him. But he'll keep racking up R votes due to name recognition and MAGA-ness...at least until the dotard decrees otherwise.
  8. This says absolutely nothing about her wax status, sir.
  9. Definitely feels like we're overdue for a sham impeachment.
  10. Not to mention that if you happen to survive you're gonna be disfigured beyond all recognition and gawked at and ostracized. No thanks. Put a fork in me, I'm done.
  11. I got a confuse. Left websites are "censoring" (themselves?) by not reporting on a guy cooking himself over vax mandates? And this makes them responsible for conspiracies...?
  12. Obviously they'll start with the dark skinned folks.
  13. I hadn't heard this one. Fantastic.
  14. This isn't right. One of the guys even wrote a whole book about how his life's work was bullshit and he should have seen this coming.
  15. Haha just watched the clip and he says the suit is ready to go, they just need to file it in DC. Guess he's walking from Florida to hand deliver it.
  16. What is it with these guys and two weeks? Hilarious. At least switch up your stock script of bullshit to keep us on our toes.
  17. Urban vs rural with suburbs as the border state style wildcard seems like it'd work pretty well. I'll sign up to go hunt me some rednecks if/when this country goes full fascist.
  18. Did you just call me Coltrane?
  19. [Morgan Freeman] He was not owning t-sips in heaven. [/Morgan Freeman]
  20. Per the Vice article linked above your post, it came out in a 1992 biography.
  21. This thread is always clutch when I need to be cheered up.
  22. He said he couldn't comment on the investigation. He didn't do so. He said basically nothing other than he went to dinner with the victim. Nothing from that interview is going to hurt him.
  23. Are you concluding the Trumpists don't believe it based on the fact that there hasn't been widespread terrorism, or what? I wouldn't call all the attempts at stealing the election last winter "inaction." They believe it. They simply are who we thought they were: cowards.
  24. Este
  25. I respectfully disagree about the need to be shit upon. You pull a stunt like this and you're begging for it in my book. Not going to shed any tears for someone who betrayed the program like that. I'm also not down with calling a 22 year old man a kid. Then again, I'm an asshole.
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