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Matuka

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  1. Well she is kinda hot, and hates black people. Perfect combination for a racist's desire.
  2. It's kinda a hybrid runoff.
  3. Bob giving aggy a blowjob(again), telling 12th man kickoff team stories in his recurring “That’s what I like about Texas” segment. Lame
  4. Our favorite realtor Jenna Ryan got bumped from GoFundMe. I think she got bumped because one of the reasons she was panhandling was for "loss of income". I could be wrong though. Then she went to some faith-based app. She didn't need the money though, she just want to give some folks the opportunity to be "blessed".
  5. Or appreciate how much they and their fellow magats benefit from socialistic programs right here in the good ol' US of A.
  6. I thought the Left didn't have an agenda...
  7. csb/ About 2003, I had a Monday morning flight from DFW to LAX on an AA 777, a big ass plane. I'm waiting to board the plane in about 20 minutes when I see a couple with 3 young kids walk by the gate. They were making a little commotion I remember thinking "Glad they aren't going to be on my flight" as I thought they were going to another gate. A few minutes later, boarding starts and I see the family reappear getting ready to board my flight. I think "This is a big ass plane, what are the odds?". They pre-board and then I later board. I was crestfallen when I got to my row and saw the family directly behind me. Little fucker kicked my seat and banged on the seat tray the whole flight. I was bitter.
  8. Buck Owens & His Buckaroos - "I've Got A Tiger By The Tail" - YouTube
  9. I thought July 4 is going to be the date The Great Orange One is inaugurated again as Joe is led away to Guantanamo.
  10. sorry dude, that sucks.
  11. So do you prefer living in an old or new house? Discuss...
  12. Shut-up and run off tackle...
  13. And what's with shoving nine framed photos on a lamp table?
  14. how he likes his women...
  15. Don't do the whine if you can't pay the fine! ...or somethin' like that.
  16. Well, boo!
  17. Looks like they're drinking foreign beer. Why do they hate America?
  18. Did you know that the container ship stuck in the Suez Canal is full of children kidnapped by Hillary? Well, the evidence is plain as the nose of your face! "The claims were based on the fact that the Taiwanese shipping company that operates the ship is called Evergreen, which was Clinton’s secret service name when she was first lady. The baseless theory was given further credence — in the minds of QAnon followers at least — when it emerged that the ship’s call sign was “H3RC” which is close enough to Clinton’s own initials (HRC) for QAnon followers to make the link."
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