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Matuka

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  1. Will Jenna stop at nothing to get more exposure?!?
  2. “Username…”
  3. Actually there are worse “news networks” than Fox if you can believe that. Not nearly as popular, but they have an audience for the whackos that think Fox is “too liberal”.
  4. I'm not sure MPG even believes he can get Trump reinstated anymore. I think he keeps pulling this shit because he's addicted to the attention. Also, these appearances help keep him in the good graces with MAGA's who buy his crappy, foreign pillows.
  5. It was the best of times, it was the worst of times... A Texas sheriff's lieutenant who was at the Capitol on January 6 and who called the insurrection one of the best days of her life has been fired, the local news outlet KSAT reported on Tuesday.
  6. Sources - Buffalo Bills WR Cole Beasley fined $100,000 for multiple COVID-19 protocol violations (espn.com)
  7. “I came up with a vaccine…three vaccines!” jesus
  8. My body's burnin' like a lava from Mauna Loa My heart's crackin' like a Krakatoa Krakatoa, east of Java, molten bodies, fiery lava Fire, fire, burnin' bright Turn on your love lava Turn on your lava light Fire, oh volcano, over you Don't let your lava love turn to stone Keep it burnin' Keep it burnin' here at home
  9. Dog has that expression because he knows Bill has a loofah sponge in the other hand.
  10. Three or More Clubs (Note: If two clubs remain tied after third or other clubs are eliminated during any step, tie breaker reverts to step 1 of the two-club format). Head-to-head (best won-lost-tied percentage in games among the clubs). Best won-lost-tied percentage in games played within the division. Best won-lost-tied percentage in common games. Best won-lost-tied percentage in games played within the conference. Strength of victory. Strength of schedule. Best combined ranking among conference teams in points scored and points allowed. Best combined ranking among all teams in points scored and points allowed. Best net points in common games. Best net points in all games. Best net touchdowns in all games. Coin toss NFL Tiebreaking Procedures | NFL.com
  11. He incurred The Wrath of Khan
  12. At least he'll have more time to spend with "the grandchildren".
  13. "No stems, no seeds that you don't need...........Acapulco Gold is badass weeeed."
  14. “Portillo, ordering that Benesh be killed, said he would take another crew to find and rub out Benesh’s counterpart in College Station, Romo said.” Counterpart wasn’t rubbed out, he just ran out of time.
  15. Growing up in the ‘70’s there was 2 publications I looked forward to; Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue and Dave Campbell’s Texas Football. Well maybe a couple of catalogs too…
  16. And Hitler just wanted his western border secure...and eastern border...and southern border
  17. Went in '98 to a resort in Campbell River, self-proclaimed "Salmon Capital of the World". It should not be called that. It was pretty though.
  18. Well it's just not proper to have a black Santa! Megyn Kelly: Jesus and Santa were white By HADAS GOLD 12/12/2013 12:02 PM EST On Wednesday night Megyn Kelly declared on her Fox News show that both Santa Claus and Jesus were white. Discussing a piece in Slate by Aisha Harris about a black versus white Santa, Kelly that "just because it makes you feel uncomfortable it doesn't mean it has to change." "You know, I've given her her due. Just because it makes you feel uncomfortable doesn't mean it has to change," Kelly said. "Jesus was a white man, too. It's like we have, he's a historical figure that's a verifiable fact, as is Santa, I just want kids to know that. How do you revise it in the middle of the legacy in the story and change Santa from white to black?" Santa Claus can be traced to a real life monk named St. Nicholas who lived in what is today Turkey, according to the History Channel. Jesus Christ was born to a Jewish family around what is now Israel, and his race has long been debated with several scholars saying he likely looked like what many modern day people of Middle Eastern descent look like. The unusual segment, where the panelists also debated whether Santa Claus should be a penguin as Harris writes in her piece, seemed to be directly contradicting what Kelly said on Monday when she appeared on "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno." "I'm a straight news anchor, I'm not one of the opinion hosts," she told Leno. "The way we do it on the Fox News Channel is the straight news anchors like us give a hard time to both sides." It seems as though there may be other things to debate that are "straight news" beyond whether Santa and Jesus where white. Megyn Kelly: Jesus and Santa were white - POLITICO
  19. She has no shame, but we already knew that.
  20. I know y'all may find this hard to believe, but My Pillow Guy may have hit a roadblock or two in his attempt to file suit directly with the Supreme Court tomorrow. Appears he can't find an AG to be the plaintiff (in the comments...)
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