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Matuka

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  1. @PenelopeWitherspoon Jenna's travel companion got a week in the pokey... North Texan going to jail attack on the US Capitol (audacy.com) A federal judge has sentenced 39-year-old Jason Hyland of Frisco to one week behind bars for taking part in the riot at the U.S. Capitol on January 6th, 2021. Hyland pled "guilty" to a misdemeanor charge of parading, demonstrating or picketing in the Capitol building. Prosecutors had pictures of him inside the Capitol building during the riot. Court documents show Hyland chartered a private jet from Denton to get to Washington, D.C. Prosecutors presented evidence that Hyland posted messages on Facebook seeking other individuals from north Texas to travel with him. One of those who responded was Jenna Ryan. She posted extensive messages on social media about her activities during the riot. Ryan received a 60-day sentence for her actions after publicly saying that she had done nothing wrong and had "blonde hair white skin a great job a great future and I’m not going to jail". Ryan did in fact go to federal prison and was released in February. Hyland was sentenced to seven days in jail. He will also have to pay a $4,000 fine and $500 in restitution. He could have received a maximum sentence of six months behind bars.
  2. username and all...
  3. No more duck sauce, no more life... 'Duck Sauce Killer' Glenn Hirsch kills himself ahead of court date (nypost.com)
  4. Ha! I predicted that response from you.
  5. with a gang of snow monkeys...
  6. Sounds like she has done some “research”.
  7. They got matching tattoos…
  8. Maybe they're in Australia
  9. I ain't no lawyer, but don't you need to file suit to have a judge "look at it"?
  10. I don't know man, but I've had a "few" years of experience with MJ and have never heard of this... “Scromiting,” the New Panic Over Weed, Is Actually a Real Thing (msn.com) “Legalising pot seems like a common-sense policy but in fact, it’s a public health disaster that the MJ industry is doing its darnedest to cover up,” the author of the piece wrote, citing the rise of “scromiting” as a concern.
  11. Yet, he liked to go swimmin' with bald-headed women...
  12. Because some rich and powerful people who make a shit ton of money off alcohol/pharma/crime/politics don’t want weed to be legal.
  13. His schtick is getting old; same ol' shit. He needs to come up with a new, wacko theory for our entertainment.
  14. I forgot myself, but this is from a Reddit thread... "On Juneteenth he said, "there is another primate holiday to discuss..." before leading into his typical anecdote of some famous monkey. So they thought he was referring to Juneteenth as a holiday for primates and cut him off. I think he meant this is also a holiday for primates...but they didn't take it that way. EDIT: Went back and listened to my recording. He said, "today is extra special primate anniversary for KoKo and Koko not talking about Juneteenth. Do you muser know what commemorate today is?" i still think he just had an unfortunate choice/order of wording but maybe i'm naive."
  15. $3.5M in bail. Seems like prosecutors would have a pretty good reason for judge to revoke bail as a flight risk.
  16. just because...
  17. And he spent 19 days in Italy?
  18. "You know, if I'm going to do the Horns Down, I'm going to do the Horns Down," he said. "I don't think anybody's going to stop me from doing it." dude's a modern day Patrick Henry...
  19. My Pillow Dude is following the playbook of Sherriff Joe Arpaio's Maricopa County "Cold-Case Posse" investigation into Obama's "fraudulent" birth certificate. Announced their "findings" in a private meeting with no press allowed and then continued to gripe about how nobody in Congress wanted to view their "evidence" and take up their cause.
  20. Is the middle guy Chris Chris?
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