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Captainant

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  1. I'm pretty sure that's a feature, and not a bug for this administration. I don't think the president plans to go lob any paper towels into Cuba
  2. Doublethink is a hell of a drug
  3. Lulz member when Trump was campaigning as the president of peace?
  4. You're so focused on the trees you're missing the forest. Nevermind that blowing up vesseled CLAIMED to be carrying drugs, and then killing the survivors of the strike, is a fucking warcrime carried out in this campaign. This isn't "just" a strike. Trump has plainly said that the US will be running the country. This is a new round of imperialism and subjugation of those that our imperial president sees as less than and weak.
  5. How the fuck was Andor so on the money? Man they got bigmad in the show thread whenever it was pointed how how parallel the show was to current events. And then quiet when Tony Gilroy said in interviews that was a real intent of the show
  6. Translation: According to FIFA's own regulations, due to the unilateral bombing and kidnapping of a president, the US could not host the World Cup and its national team should be banned from all international competitions. Huh. If FIFA follows their own rules, the US is not eligible to host the World Cup since we're bombing a participant country
  7. Oh fuck me, that's pronghorn? At least he finally stopped linking the most insane shit he could find all over surly.
  8. No they won't, they'll say they always thought he should go free and claim """TDS""" with anyone who says different. Haven't you been paying attention to how these fuckers think? They don't. They just okeydoke whatever their orange emperor says and act like it's always been that way.
  9. Man, it is something how nobody is talking about how trump worked with Epstein to exploit young girls in Mara Lago for sex trafficking. Great job on that, I can see why MagicSoccerSpray et Al think it's so good for America
  10. What the fuck are you talking about? Are you just blindly repeating the rittenhouse fanclub? I do not have any love in my heart for Maduro, or any other dictator or despot. It's fucking ridiculous that you think that anyone wanted Maduro to stay in power. It's just that when you start breaking the law and international laws and norms, you're opening a Pandora's box. That's BAD.
  11. "Everyone else is doing a lebensraum, WHY DONT WE GET ONE???" Jfc it's a race to the bottom with y'all. You're so eager to jingoistically cheer on ANY American action taken that you're ignoring that we are acting as Russia does. You generally don't want to act like Russia. It's a shit hole ran by assholes. It's just hilarious that people who are so (apparently) anti-china and anti-russia are so SO eager to emulate them. It was never about right and wrong to yall, just that WE didn't get in on the fun
  12. Honestly, no. You're leaving a second half to that statement up for implication. WHY are progressives driving them away? Per the author you started this thread with, it's because they're helping minorities over whites so down with both of them.
  13. His first posts were in the crypto thread pumping Bitcoin lol. He fits the profile pretty perfectly
  14. You do know what trump campaigned on right? "No more wars" "America First" and other such isolationism? This move is 180° different from what he said a year ago. Tariffs are fucking isolationism!! You doughnut If you understand this, I am baffled why you think this move is good for the country. Truly, some impressive doublethink!
  15. So how was Venezuela, a country in South America, flooding our borders? And if we give a shit about drugs, why are we pardoning other South American presidents that were CONVICTED of smuggling 400+ TONS of cocaine? Good lord you've got too much fox news in your brain if you think Hezbollah is coming into Venezuela lmfao
  16. It's GRUhorn. Just report him and don't help hit his metrics so he'll get sent to the front in Ukraine
  17. Trump invoking the Monroe Doctrine and renaming if after himself all but confirms his intent to pursue American Imperialism, which will OF COURSE need a singular leader or emperor to steer. We are in mid/late 1930s Germany's posture asserting it's need for lebensraum and chasing resources, while pursuing the demonization and "solution" for a significant ethnic group in the country. Buckle the fuck up buckaroos, he told us in 2011 that a desperate president would start a war to make electoral prospects better. This is 100000% a "Wag the Dog" situation
  18. Stop engaging this intellectually dishonest fascist. He's a waste of time
  19. It's just the latest cudgel they're welding. Like how ChickenShitSandwich got all hot and bothered over trumps false claims of mortgage fraud, while completely ignoring trumps own fraud. Fuck em, theyre intellectually dishonest trolls that are dragging this country into the shitter.
  20. He's being indicted for cocaine smuggling, so maybe if he makes a bribe to trump he can get a pardon like Juan Hernandez of Honduras
  21. Also, if republicans actually gave a shit about fraud they would be furious over all the fraudulent CEOs having their convictions and prison sentences and billions in fines pardoned by the pedophile in chief
  22. Chris fucking Rufo. The CRT man himself. Fuck me there's some people in this world that need to stop existing solely to incite hatred and racism. Of course, the surly rittenhouse fan club LOVES Rufo, as they always have.
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