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TejasPedro

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  1. It appears special teams is no longer monkeying around.
  2. Is Vince under suspension? When it comes to paternity? That would make one freak ass athlete. Good looking, fast, nimble, super high.., did I mention fast?
  3. The answer is always Nick Saban
  4. Emperor eschews excellence, exemplifies empty energy, emphasizing effortless expectations .
  5. Arch’s awkwardly atrocious Anteojos advertisement angers all.
  6. Some of these posts need to preserved. Many will be considered for a
  7. I would say the season would be over by mid June.
  8. It’s established that Shohei does, but now I’m hearing Mookie Betts
  9. Longhorn’s lavishly leathered Lily-livered Leader losses locker-room. Leaves lassie, laboriously languishes. Legalizes lusty love, lady labors love-child.
  10. Tony V will win 2 World Series before Espada does.
  11. Sark please come out wearing this
  12. Yes I want to skip ahead. Defensive Game Plan for Vanderbilt Play Jonah Williams and give him one assignment, seek and destroy Diego Pavia. Make Jonah become Diego make him run the Vandy offense during game week preparations. Make him eat shitty New Mexican food all week, he will become so enraged and more than likely he will become deranged that we will probably need a Psychiatrist to bring him back, but it would be so worth it. I remember COPS from back in the day were always in Albuquerque.
  13. Let’s try and not run the Asswater Offense this weekend.
  14. Winning is hard, winning in the SEC is damn near impossible.
  15. That false start to start the final drive in the fourth quarter should be more than enough to fire his ass. I knew it was going to happen before it did, but damn it should not be continuing to happen. I may need to step away from this team for a few weeks. I am the definition of insanity thinking Sark is going to give us a different result after the same bullshit week after miserable week.
  16. Don’t get things twisted we are playing Tech in a shitty third tier bowl game. They are going to take our Salisbury steak, fruit cup and all our recruits.
  17. Loreal needs to fire Flood and hire an OC real quick. I don’t see my guy having or borrowing the balls long enough to make any moves.
  18. Fuck The Colonel, The Derby, and Ashley Judd
  19. Sark has quit on this University!
  20. We are in the midst of watching our shit getting pushed in.
  21. Mack Brown would be a pretty good fit for Pedo State he is that guy between the last guy and the next legend
  22. Astros offseason got me all
  23. Special teams touchdown was super duper. Not sure if I am ready to declare the monkey is officially off of Jeff Banks’ back!
  24. Steve Sarkisian, congratulations you beat OU.Now get back to work. Grind. Celebrate at seasons end. Stay in your staff’s asses! I mean get all up in there, fuck that CEO Mack Brown BS. Make the changes that need to be made. Stop dicking around. Never again say you evaluate the staff at the end of the season.
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