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Wulaw Horn

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  1. Ok- so here's the deal about the SEC- they are playing a rigged game and this whole entire edifice of dominance is a feedback loop built on nothing. I hate that we are in this conference (not that I mind we are gone from the big 12) with these morons, but here we go. Basically- Alabama is the 800 Pound Gorilla. They run things. They swath babies in houndstooth checkered diapers (or maybe just let them shit in those hats- I dunno all their odd customs). Bear Bryant is hallowed and revered. Royal never lost to them. I think we are something like 8-2 against them. Both losses were barely losses after we our starting QB went down. Basically- for Alabama to beat Texas they need luck, help and our QB getting injured and then the game is likely to be 1 score or less toss up with 3 minutes left- even if Garret Gilbert is driving the bus for Texas. Or Hudson Card. Or some other not our standard QB that wasn't ready for prime time and thus wasn't the starter. When our QB stays upright the whole game we swat them. Now, we are getting to the point where sloth (Mack) and stupidity (charlie and Herman) no longer run the program and even if the starter doesn't stay upright it's not a big deal b/c we will come with Arch on your ass. Literally- no team in the SEC beat St. Nick by 10 at their place. Until we scheduled that game. Georgia is next. They became a national power by cheating their asses off and winning every auction in town for a 5 or 10 year stretch, while Kirby Smart managed to squander "all that talent". We had kids spend their entire spring break in Austin, love it hear and then the check from Georgia cleared and they showed up to Athens without a visit to UGA. And yet- for all that Georgia still loses every time they see Alabama on the other side of the field. They are used to being beta submissives. Do they talk a lot of shit? Undoubtedly. I remember how they were so big and bad and tough they were going to beat up on a meathead Tom Herman team. Funny that- we won by 28-21 b/c Turtle Tom is fundamental incapable of winning by more than a score- but anyone who watched that game pointed and laughed at the concept that Georgia was better than us. And that was a shitty Tom Herman team that I believe lost 4 games that year. Whatever. Georgia will learn to bend the knee to Bevo the same way they always have to Bama. And, for added benefit this Bevo has shown that he would just as soon gore UGA as look at him. I like that in Bevo. I assume the football team will be the same. Missouri has a 100 year history of being irrelevant. They showed up and immediately won the division twice with "Big 12 players". Yawn. Just means more. Or something. aggy showed up with big 12 players and promptly had their best year in forever, johnny 8-ball won a Heisman and they went 10-2. Old 8-4 aggy finally found a game they could beat and it was the mighty SEC. Fun fact- their win percentage in the SEC is basically dead ass on the big 12 or SWC all time- but like every so slightly higher in the SEC. So, although they can be mediocre anywhere they can be slightly better in the SEC, even though it's that much harder. Ole Miss- thanks for Archy and Eli's grandson/nephew. Y'all I suppose were almost relevant while they were there. Enjoy rooting for Arch to win 2 Heismans and be on 3 national championship teams wearing burnt orange. Miss State- HA. I can't even summon the energy to write about you. Auburn and LSU- I'd go on and on but you'd just have to have someone read it to you and that would embarrass both me and y'all. Everyone else other than Vandy is a big blob of dreck as far as I'm concerned. Vandy though- I see you over there as the only team in the conference (I believe) to have a winning record against Texas. We are coming to take that away from you in the next decade and then nobody in the conference will have a winning record against us. Y'all have built a national hype machine through ESPN where y'all were the worst of the worst cheaters, and insular thoughtlessness allowed y'all to get away with losing extra games and still playing for it all because it means more. We roll in and see the SEC with 6 of the top 7 teams in the country and all I could do is laugh. Mizzou? Sure Jan. Tennessee? Ha. Lose to Arky, barely beat Florida, beat that abortion of an OU team by 10? Nah. Bama- lose to Vandy. Congrats. Georgia- of course you roll over and expose your belly to Bama. Ole Miss- yeah- any game that looks remotely important you find a way to lose. So- all those schools that were supposed to be so good and we are at the half way point in the season and it's just Texas that has an unblemished record. This is the game that was circled on everyone's schedule around dixieland. It's where big bad Texas is going to get its comupance. Usually, SEC fans are used to drafting behind Bama and riding their coat tails but Sark & Ewers rubbed their nose in it last year. So, now it's up to Georgia to beat us and not expose this conference as the bunch of overrated clowns that we've all, I suspect, deep down, known them to be. Not gonna happen. Texas plays their A game (I'm not talking perfect I mean like what we brought to Michigan and Alabama last year) and it's a 3 score win. Texas plays a B game and we win by 10. If we bring our sloppy bullshit offensive selves to this party (which to be clear I don't expect) that we did against OU (or Washington last year) we are in a coin flip game. I'm not even going to entertain the idea of us playing poorly and not getting up for these yahoos. Texas has pride. Texas has athletic arrogance. Texas has the horses, and the headsets and I think everyone is about to see that there is one team, head and shoulders above the rest of the schools in this conference, and that is Texas. Y'all should have never invited this camel to stick it's nose under your tent. Now that we can play players and don't have to deal with the perception gap yall are about to see what a motivated Texas, with a good signal caller, and everyone pulling on the oars at the same time and in the same direction can do. And it won't be good. For yall. The only problem with this game is I have to wait another 6 days to see it happen. Seems completely unfair. IS he a Georgia dipshit? I thought maybe it was someone who was mad that I used a dirty word or something. Whatever.
  2. Those fucking cocksuckers are dining out on the reputation of a bunch of overrated hilly billy, sister fucking morons. We show up and are the only undefeated team right now. We beat Bama at Bama by 10 last year which none of them have done in like 20 years. Pretty sure we will be the first non Bama team to beat Georgia this week in line this century. Texas gonna roll in, dickslap the entire conference and those mongoloids will come up with some story where whatever we did is so much less than their incessant mediocrity for the entire history of their second rate university. Or, as I call it “Tuesday”.
  3. I mean duh.
  4. When I get off my cruise and back home I’m going to get spicy about these cocksuckers in the SEC that are overrated as shit.
  5. Who gives a fuck? We are super deep. Like, it doesn’t matter who gets hurt anywhere deep. This is an assembly line. Pay attention.
  6. They suck, we should win convincingly.
  7. It should be a yearly thing somewhere.
  8. They are playing the game on the big TV on the lido deck. I have 15 drinks today before they cut me off. I’m happy!
  9. Yes. rates going up 1/2 a point after the fed lowered half a point is a horror show.
  10. It’s really hard to describe how much dick the SEC sucks and the nonsense that comes with that if you aren’t a mouth breathing moron. I guess we get the benefit now of that but it always has and always will be shit. we are going to run roughshot over this collection of spares and moron.
  11. We are going to fuck Georgia up the ass and wipe our shit covered dicks all over their face dirty sanchez style. The fact that this will come as a complete and utter shock to aggy (who is always wrong) is basically proof it will happen.
  12. Been a brutal beat down ever since the fed cut by 1/2. That… wasn’t what we were looking for.
  13. Texas 45, OU 13. we win this game in a walk, reminiscent of the last time we brought in a focused group of dominant studs that were looking for revenge and they brought in a collection of no talent ass clowns considerably worst than the normal collection of ass clowns they roll with (2005). This game just sets up like that for us to stomp them. Yes, I know, it’s a rivalry game and anything can and will happen, but I’m going to choose not to take counsel of my fears as it relates to this team and enjoy the ride. Prop- rushing yards for both team- graded on closest to spread and if that ties closest to the total. Team that wins this almost always wins the game. Texas 194 yards rushing OU- 78 yards rushing. spread- 116 yards
  14. Florida- Georgia, potato- potahtoe
  15. Bama won a one possession game at home over Georgia then shit the bed and lost to a mediocre (congrats to Vandy from moving from putrid to mediocre) Vandy team the next week. It’s perfectly justifiable to have Bama behind Georgia, though I personally believe neither of them are all that good.
  16. Yeah/ he was stock down for me for sure (along with Blue), but the coaches aren’t bitching and if he falls into some sacks and stats that will obviously be helpful to his case.
  17. I was going to say maybe Ohio state is also really good. Nobody in the SEC, to me, looks at that standard. I have seen a little of Ohio State and thought they might also be really good, but the Kansas State retread QB has me skeptical. I need to see it one time against Oregon and then I will sign off on that.
  18. Some years there are 2 really good teams. Some there are 5. I think this year there is only 1 really good team and it’s us.
  19. Texas v OU. The Red River Shootout. Good v evil. Class v none. Good breeding v inbreeding. Teeth privileged v toothless. 2 proud football programs. One world class institution of higher learning and one glorified community college that exists to service their football team. SEC nonsense aside, this is the game that means more. 12 schools (maybe 13?) officially consider Texas their main rival according to a poll I saw last year. Thankfully, with the move to the SEC we’ve gotten away from the majority of these no win games against second rate schools that represent nothing but potential downside. Texas considers itself to have 3 rivals, but they aren’t all created equally. Arkansas left 30 years ago and we put them on the schedule a handful of times and played them as a curiosity for the olds who wouldn’t stop blathering about royal and Broyals and Fayetnam and cousin loving and blah blah blah. Aggy left and we laughed at them when they lost eternal scoreboard, and decided never to play them again. OU though, OU is special. College football has gone through massive realignment where every school is out for themselves and 2 schools have stood out on deciding they are a package deal, Texas and OU. Both, by any metric top 8 or so programs. The richest and most envied program in America in Texas. Probably the second most accomplished (or 3rd behind Bama and maybe the Domers) in Oklahoma. We have owned them historically. They’ve probably out shined us a bit in the 21st century. But this is a series of runs. Schools rip off 4 in a row or 8 out of 10 and it serves as a spotlight for what the other school needs to do to get better. We’ve been on the bad side of that the last 15 years or so as we’ve wandered the desert. No more. This game is so important because generally the winner is national title quality. When you go on that run when you win 5 in a row or 8 out of 10 you are likely rolling and ready too dominate. Sark has 2 tasks left at Texas after acing most everything leading up to this- flip the script decisively in this series and win a national title. it says here that he will do both those things starting this year. Give em hell give em hell, OU sucks. its 8:19 in the morning and OU sucks. texas doesn’t fall into the gulf because OU sucks. hook em high like an eagle soars. Even dear old Bill in Sinton wouldn’t worry about anyone overlooking this game- it’s the one always circled in red ink.
  20. Alabraska. Clap clap clap clap clap.
  21. Moore. Tre Watson was a long time ago, I suck with names and I am a dumb dumb. Also getting old sucks.
  22. Moore. DE
  23. I'll take that bet if you want to do it. I have 11 as floor and 14 as most likely. I win if the number is above your ceiling (12). You win if the number is below my floor (11). Deal? Also on the 20 I said wild eyed crazy scenario where we win a national title and everyone self actualizes is 20. In no way was that a prediction. THe guys you are giving me shit on are all at the bottom of my list called l"coin flip or less" and the guys you pulled out in Holmes and Conner would definitely be "less" but greater than zero imo. I only predicted 2 from that tier. If I had to guess it would be Gbenda and Guilbeau. Would it shock me if Watson had a stretch where he got 8 sacks in 6 games and decided to go? No. Or Blue get his head out of his ass? Not a surprise either. I have that as 2/7 so what that's saying is 28% odds a guy in that tier gets drafted. You want to say collectively that won't happen with that group of 7 fine. But when you say 9 when there are 8 pretty much locks that means that of the following players you only have 1 getting drafted: Williams, Majors, Broughton, Golden, DJ, Gbenda, Connor, Tre, Blue, Holmes, guilbeau, Bolden. That seems incredibly implausible that that group would go 1 for 12
  24. MBS are down roughly 130 points since that day. We got 50! When the market was only expecting 25! And it's been like eating a plate of shit basically every day since then. Tough stuff.
  25. This report looked less fishy than any previous report I’ve railed against for the past 2 years. birth death was -148,000! Meaning/ this was (likely) actual jobs being in place that are countable and not figments of someone’s imagination. note/ I’m not saying you cannot and should not model for small business creation, I’m saying that the modeling they were using was abysmal, you could always tell it was abysmal, and the real world bore that out. Also stronger component than normal was most of the jobs were full time jobs. That hasn’t been the case lately. strong report.
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