Everything posted by bamachine
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A submission for the nutjob HOF: Psycho stalker coworker edition
^Yeah, I need to know whether I should offer her asylum or not.
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dont be eating no mexican food in my train, motherfucker
The rule exists because of all the sudden jerking motions that the trains make. Who wants some food or drink to fly loose onto them. That said, dude did not need to go to ludicrous on the crazy scale.
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Malapropisms, Bad English and shit
I just call them Shh-crimp.
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FromTaika Waititi - Wellington Paranormal
Hopefully it makes it Netflix.
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How do use a bidet?
I have used one before, just don't have one at home. I wonder, does it end up blowing shit particles all over the place, like lifting the lid to find particles resting upon the rim.
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Heather Locklear ain’t doing so good
^Taken in early 2017
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The Expanse (Amazon Prime)
Also, even though the voice kinda annoys me, the Belter Captain chick seemed to have a bigger rack than I expected, when they showed her on the recovery table.
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Led Zeppelin
I have been down the rabbit hole with those vids, even seen the one posted here, before I saw it in here. He always plays the same way, as an idiot who only likes computer generated music. Makes me wonder if he was not coached to be the hated one. There is this young girl, that was not in this video, who seems to be a metalhead in the making. The harder the music, the more she seems to like it. While I was going down one of these rabbit holes, came across one of the newest sensations of youtube, first time reactions where hip hop fans are reacting to selected metal, hard rock and country. One of the ones I found, has to be a setup. It is this semi hot white chick who had never hear any Pink Floyd, Zeppelin, Metallica, Nirvana, etc. Also, she seems to be able to pinpoint the meaning of these songs upon her first "listening". Seems pretty staged, so maybe Jackson is not an actual moron, maybe he is just being staged as one.
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Led Zeppelin
I bet Jackson's dad wishes he would have pulled out. "My dad thinks I don't like real music", no shit shithead.
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Concerts you are attending
One of these is not like the others.
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The Expanse (Amazon Prime)
I just hope they keep the great writing. Under those restrictions, it might have made them be more creative. Once they are allowed to put in nudity and language, don't let it become a crutch. A well place "fuck" or "shit" can be great but not when it is a lazy tool.
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Malapropisms, Bad English and shit
Are you qualified to say he does not believe in growing vegetables in a strict manner?
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Malapropisms, Bad English and shit
Hot water heater
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The movie you just watched
Lady Macbeth It was OK and well, nekkid lady buttocks. 6/10
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Malapropisms, Bad English and shit
Fill it mig non FTR, never messed that one up but forever called a gyro a Ji-row, just like in gyroscope.
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Do You Remember? 60s-80s
^Close to mine, except it was a 12" concrete block and a 2 x 12. Forearms and knees took a beating from multiple crashes.
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Heather Locklear ain’t doing so good
Better then and now...
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Westworld Season 2
Well, he expected her to leave the park, on the train. He did not expect her to turn around and go on her "save the daughter" quest for an entire season. So whatever he had planned for her fell apart at that deviation from what he programmed. He even brings that up. Dolores is more of a dual creation, by first Arnold(Bernard) and then by Ford. I think Maeve was a Ford solo project. Thereby proving that without Arnold building the foundation, Maeve crumbled in upon herself.
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Preacher Season 3
Crazy is back on AMC. Fun season premiere, looking forward to more crazy to come.
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Brockmire
AFAIK, there will be a season 3.
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The movie you just watched
The Kingsmen sequel, meh with a few funny moments.
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Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom
The only way I can watch 3D is in IMAX, otherwise I end up with a headache after. Then again, I also cannot read in a moving car without feeling terrible after.
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Bevoette and Jade's lol pics
^Just an average Surly poster's Saturday night.
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Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
She made me lose that lovin' feelin'
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Non-Texas Recruiting Notes and Highlights: 2019 Edition
Don't get me wrong, I want Bama to whip MissSt and Vandy, any time they play but otherwise, I will root for them in any other games, unless it somehow hurts Bama. I will occasionally root for LSU, depending on the game in question. The rest can kiss my piss.