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SimkinsMan

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  1. So in LatinAggie's happy little world: aggy beats Texas 47-17 (very very unlikely) Texas has 4 or more SEC losses (possible, but unlikely) aggy wins the national championship (ijbol) Reality is going to be a bitch.
  2. Looks like he will be portaling to TDCJ.
  3. When someone says "let him cook, let him cook" Elko is like damn right it's dinner time you mfers.
  4. Excuse me, sir. He said, "No joke." Therefore it must be true.
  5. Obviously! It's part of the Snakey-ESPN conspiracy to hold down the Ags. And now it's been bolstered by alignment with the on3 network and The Athletic podcast. It's all just too unfair for the good ole Ags.
  6. It's been about a month and a half, so let's see who's moving up, and who's moving down. The averages below are for the last 12 live streams on each outlet's YouTube channel. ON TEXAS FOOTBALL (45,200 subs) March 17: 4,640 views May 7: 6,430 views INSIDE TEXAS (7,100 subs) March 17: 2,470 views May 7: 3,420 views ORANGEBLOODS (18,900 subs) March 17: 1,960 views May 7: 2,110 views Analysis: All of the channels saw growth during the last six weeks, but On Texas Football did the best both in terms of raw numbers and percentage growth. At this point Bobby and co. are averaging significantly more than IT and Orangebloods combined. I'll try to do this again at the end of June, when there should be more activity following the Texas summer camps and likely more commitments to talk about.
  7. DON'T WANT NONE DON'T NEED NONE Here's the bottom of the 247 transfer portal rankings for 2024:
  8. His nickname checks out. "Badguy" has 8 receptions in 2 years at Baylor.
  9. No, but he was mad as hell about the cheese bandits at his second lunch.
  10. Yes. Aggy has almost caught up. Whoop! What's more remarkable about the UT deal is that we signed it right in the middle of our Chuckles doldrums.
  11. The inexplicable love being shown for Arkansas on this page can fuck itself in the face. Pig hates us and the feeling is mutual.
  12. I think this is what he was actually wearing. Maroon blazer. Check. Many regrets. Check.
  13. Some real talk on TexAgs today ... But the yell leaders need to lead more yells ... And some horse laugh fans
  14. What I love about Surly is that, despite the front that this is a bunch of amoralistic shitheads, the most intelligent "fan" discussions of Texas sports happens here. Like, it's possible to have differing opinions, and we at least try to get past the veneer of blind homerism for our team. We don't (generally) dogpile the fans of opposing teams if they bring something to the discussion. And if you say ignorant things like "ketch thinks" you're sent packing. In summary, fuck all of you.
  15. Between that and auctioning his stuff on Twitter, he's more than half way to six figs. Aggy network at its finest. Whoop!
  16. Is Sark the one? Understands modern football landscape, and doesn't bitch about NIL Can recruit Great at roster management and upgrading talent Develops talent Hires credible coaching staff Godlike QB coach Good with alumni and donors Runs a 21st century offense Not old or fat as fuck Improving as game-day coach Wins games The list of question marks about him appears to be getting shorter and shorter ...
  17. One might even say he's not throwing away his shot.
  18. Please use the proper nomenclature. It is the Gulf Coast Offense.
  19. Let me just say that these summaries you've been doing, of late, are super appreciated.
  20. Aggy not happy about crowd pics being shown ...
  21. I think it's simpler than that. They're just angling for the prime contract after the next Bonfire disaster.
  22. I pray this guy is not toia with my emotions.
  23. Written in 2011, when we were all young and innocent and didn't need to take our metamucil. Poor kid got banned from Tech for awhile but eventually went to school there and graduated. Looks like this is his Insta. Can only be judged by Mike Leach, apparently.
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