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SimkinsMan

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  1. Except they are. It's just possible the decision makers know more than you. It's just possible they realize we're not getting Urban fucking Meyer, and that Brian Kelly isn't making a lateral move from Notre Dame to Texas. It's just possible that Sarkisian is one hell of a recruiter and football coach when sober.
  2. I'll take it!
  3. HOLY SHIT IT'S HAPPENING!
  4. CTJ is the only one of you assholes who has a track record worth a shit here. If he says fuckface is gone, then I feel pretty good about fuckface being gone.
  5. Soooo .... big dick energy is pining for a coach who spurned us and discussing the merits of different Star Wars movies?
  6. The buffs must be terrible.
  7. Texans season in a nutshell. F Cal.
  8. 2020 delivers again.
  9. I'm going to get negged into oblivion, but in reading Ketch's summary of the Meyer situation it sounds like El Gordo has a pretty cogent take on things. Meyer's "perfect, perfect" situation is Notre Dame, not Texas. It sucks to write that, but it seems to be reality. I do very very much hope that he is wrong about a rehabilitation campaign coming for Herman. That. Would. Be. Godawful.
  10. Very interesting story -- thank you for sharing. Easterby is a cancer. Hard for me to root for the Texans until he's gone.
  11. Kubiak seems like a reasonably good choice considering the circumstances.
  12. Summary of 450 pages: No reliable source is close to saying this is a done deal. At best, we're in wait-and-see mode. The Horseshoe Bay stuff was fun, but baseless. For all the flight tracking going on, it looks like Urban flew commercial today. After a week of this shit, no one knows anything. Fuck Mensa.
  13. Yes. Only bad news was possible today, so in that sense it's a win. But basically, nobody knows shit. Maybe tomorrow. Maybe not.
  14. https://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2020/11/27/texans-faked-an-injury-to-save-a-timeout/
  15. Done with this team.
  16. Yeah, no shit. Easterby can fuck right off.
  17. Benched due to poor play. Supposedly is physically healthy. Apparently he's pretty weak mentally.
  18. The only solace I take from that thread is that most of the mouth-breathers still blame Mond and not Jimbo.
  19. Big win by Texum Aggy. 1-0 in the best conference in the universe. Everything to play for. Beat a QB that may be a first round draft pick in a couple of years. Whoop!
  20. I love ... LOVE ... how they're rationalizing this as a "Sumlin recruit." Because Jimbo has recruited a band of brothers, or something.
  21. "Started all 13 games … Was second on the team with 73 tackles … Made his first start, making three tackles in the season-opening win over Texas State … Had five tackles at Clemson … Had a pair of tackles and a hurry in the win over Lamar … Made six tackles, including 1.0 for loss against Auburn … Had five tackles and a QB hurry in the win over Arkansas … Made six tackles including a tackle for loss against Alabama Had five tackles and a QB hurry in the win at Ole Miss … Made six tackles in the win over Mississippi State … Had six tackles, including 1.5 for loss, adding a QB hurry against UTSA … Made six tackles, 2.5 for loss, in the win over South Carolina … Had seven tackles, including 2.0 for loss, at Georgia … Made three tackles in the Texas Bowl win over Oklahoma State … Recorded first double-figure tackle game as he led the defense with 12 takedowns at LSU."
  22. Betteridge's Law of headlines applies.
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