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SimkinsMan

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  1. Step one: Fire Jack Easterby.
  2. Fuck Lincoln Riley. And OU. I'm happy our new coach doesn't have a grill and is going to score 50 on Riley's shitty team.
  3. I really, really like this hire. To fill its job opening, Texas needed someone with experience, who can coach, and who can recruit like a fiend. Sark is all three. Yes, Sark has made mistakes. Serious ones that crushed USC. But he has apparently learned from them. And he's now at an age, 46, where he is coming into his prime as a college football head coach. Perhaps most importantly, he is a charismatic leader, which this program desperately needs. Chuckles couldn't handle the limelight, and Mensa was just an asshole who couldn't win big conference games. Neither was big enough for the job. Sark has been at USC, Alabama (twice) and the NFL. He has been on this stage before. Once, of course, it broke him. But if he has grown in the last five years, this could be a great hire. After a decade-long shitshow I want to believe. So I'm betting on a Sark redemption tour, kickass offenses, and I'm damn sure excited for 2021. Choo choo motherfuckers.
  4. Or with Texas football. But here's hoping Sark will fix that!
  5. For me, the name I'm waiting for is Tim Brewster.
  6. If you're relying on Brando for any actual news, you're doing it wrong.
  7. I'm pretty sure we agree -- it is a huge roll of the dice. I guess I'm desperate enough to see Herman gone that I'm willing to roll the dice on a plus recruiter who has had consistently inventive offenses. Hopefully the adults leading the coaching search have assured themselves that he's not going to be coaching games drunk any further.
  8. Except they are. It's just possible the decision makers know more than you. It's just possible they realize we're not getting Urban fucking Meyer, and that Brian Kelly isn't making a lateral move from Notre Dame to Texas. It's just possible that Sarkisian is one hell of a recruiter and football coach when sober.
  9. I'll take it!
  10. HOLY SHIT IT'S HAPPENING!
  11. CTJ is the only one of you assholes who has a track record worth a shit here. If he says fuckface is gone, then I feel pretty good about fuckface being gone.
  12. Soooo .... big dick energy is pining for a coach who spurned us and discussing the merits of different Star Wars movies?
  13. The buffs must be terrible.
  14. Texans season in a nutshell. F Cal.
  15. 2020 delivers again.
  16. I'm going to get negged into oblivion, but in reading Ketch's summary of the Meyer situation it sounds like El Gordo has a pretty cogent take on things. Meyer's "perfect, perfect" situation is Notre Dame, not Texas. It sucks to write that, but it seems to be reality. I do very very much hope that he is wrong about a rehabilitation campaign coming for Herman. That. Would. Be. Godawful.
  17. Very interesting story -- thank you for sharing. Easterby is a cancer. Hard for me to root for the Texans until he's gone.
  18. Kubiak seems like a reasonably good choice considering the circumstances.
  19. Summary of 450 pages: No reliable source is close to saying this is a done deal. At best, we're in wait-and-see mode. The Horseshoe Bay stuff was fun, but baseless. For all the flight tracking going on, it looks like Urban flew commercial today. After a week of this shit, no one knows anything. Fuck Mensa.
  20. Yes. Only bad news was possible today, so in that sense it's a win. But basically, nobody knows shit. Maybe tomorrow. Maybe not.
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