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SimkinsMan

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  1. Frazier is 21-32 lifetime as a head coach. He may be overqualified for the Texans.
  2. I've got Alabama smashing Ohio State.
  3. Cal may or may not be a racist. But he is sure as shit is dumb as a box of rocks, and for some reason has ceded the future of the organization to Jack Easterby. No one in football trusts Easterby, and therefore no one will trust the Texans while he's there. Cal had his chance to hire a real GM, and excise the Easterby tumor. He did not. So fuck him and this team. It's a matter of time before Watson demands a trade.
  4. Yes, it's really remarkable. Cal McNair is a giant dumbass, building a wall between his fan base and the team brick by brick.
  5. It's pretty clearly going to happen the day after the National Championship Game. Until then, unfortunately, it's all 9.95 bullshit and, apparently, ice cream photos.
  6. You might be right. But I have zero trust in an organization led by an owner who is simply not bright (level 2 source), who apparently only listens to a pastor when it comes to football decisions, and who apparently thinks if he hires enough of the pastor's buddies they'll win a Super Bowl.
  7. Daboll is an Easterby guy. If he's the hire it means shitface pulled the strings on the GM and the coach hire. Fuck that. Fuck Easterby. And Fuck OU.
  8. The Texans are so fucked. And I am here for it. Don't blame Watson one bit. https://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2021/01/07/will-deshaun-watson-ask-for-a-trade/
  9. Haha fuck Cal. Hires Korn Ferry to do a search. They come back with five candidates. none of whom is Nick Caserio, Easterby's buddy. A few days later Cal hires Nick Caserio. I tried to like this franchise for a couple of decades. I give up. Fuck off, losers.
  10. Step one: Fire Jack Easterby.
  11. Fuck Lincoln Riley. And OU. I'm happy our new coach doesn't have a grill and is going to score 50 on Riley's shitty team.
  12. I really, really like this hire. To fill its job opening, Texas needed someone with experience, who can coach, and who can recruit like a fiend. Sark is all three. Yes, Sark has made mistakes. Serious ones that crushed USC. But he has apparently learned from them. And he's now at an age, 46, where he is coming into his prime as a college football head coach. Perhaps most importantly, he is a charismatic leader, which this program desperately needs. Chuckles couldn't handle the limelight, and Mensa was just an asshole who couldn't win big conference games. Neither was big enough for the job. Sark has been at USC, Alabama (twice) and the NFL. He has been on this stage before. Once, of course, it broke him. But if he has grown in the last five years, this could be a great hire. After a decade-long shitshow I want to believe. So I'm betting on a Sark redemption tour, kickass offenses, and I'm damn sure excited for 2021. Choo choo motherfuckers.
  13. Or with Texas football. But here's hoping Sark will fix that!
  14. For me, the name I'm waiting for is Tim Brewster.
  15. If you're relying on Brando for any actual news, you're doing it wrong.
  16. I'm pretty sure we agree -- it is a huge roll of the dice. I guess I'm desperate enough to see Herman gone that I'm willing to roll the dice on a plus recruiter who has had consistently inventive offenses. Hopefully the adults leading the coaching search have assured themselves that he's not going to be coaching games drunk any further.
  17. Except they are. It's just possible the decision makers know more than you. It's just possible they realize we're not getting Urban fucking Meyer, and that Brian Kelly isn't making a lateral move from Notre Dame to Texas. It's just possible that Sarkisian is one hell of a recruiter and football coach when sober.
  18. I'll take it!
  19. HOLY SHIT IT'S HAPPENING!
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