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SimkinsMan

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  1. 73rd ranked TE in the country balling out on the big stage.
  2. Daddy98 says the BMAs can fuck his wife. Jimbo may be gone, but the new Ag tradition of cuckholdry lives on!
  3. We'll see him in a week and a half!
  4. "People can be negative and talk about all they want, but at some point, this place is going to break through in football. I'm convinced of it.
  5. The Elk recruits through the gristle.
  6. Five "BDF" teams ranked ahead of aggy.
  7. It would probably be too much to expect aggie to have any grasp of history—after all history for that bunch is remembering all of their stupid traditions. But when it comes to dogs and minorities, there is a long legacy of "dog squads" being used by police forces in a vicious manner. They were pretty notorious during the apartheid era of South Africa, in which there were special units with dogs trained to attack black people. The tradition continued well after the apartheid era ended. For example:
  8. Honestly, the mentalist segment they're going on and on about is fine.
  9. Early Heisman talk ...
  10. The Elk? More like a deer in the headlights.
  11. Aggy does two things exceptionally well: moral victories and excuses. Looks like the Wiggy narrative is already building.
  12. They deleted it. It was half filled with people questioning how good Colorado State was, and half of the people saying it was above TexAgs readers to stoop to watch tu.
  13. For those who don't know the name, myself included: Jackson Blackwell
  14. Colorado is going to wake up next year and realize they're back in the Big XII; they've had eight losing seasons in a row; they're in debt, and Primetime has left the building. It is going to be fucking bleak, and I am here for it.
  15. Four in a row! Seriously, dude, you should consider shutting the fuck up once in awhile. No one wants to wade through your inane diarrhea on every goddamn thread. Even on ignore you're a fucking beating. Like, I legitimately hope the next frontier in NIL involves an extension to Surly posters, as in No Input aLlowed. You'd be in line for a fat stack of cash.
  16. Three pages of edging from Brauny before he says, "It won't be Aggy."
  17. Did somebody say the narrativ?!?
  18. Prepare your anus for the Kenny Baker Supremacy Era.
  19. The aggies seem to think EJ Smith is going to step up. In four years at Stanford he had a total of 550 rushing yards. They may be barking up the wrong tree.
  20. Nahlin isn't quite the kiss of death on recruits as Geoff Ketchup, but he's pretty damn close.
  21. Thought I would update these numbers three months later, with football season on the horizon. Note this is the average of the last 12 "livestreams" for each of the following three channels. If a stream was less than 6 hours old, it was excluded from the analysis. ON TEXAS FOOTBALL (55,500 subs) March 17: 4,640 views May 7: 6,430 views August 6: 7,030 views (+9 percent) INSIDE TEXAS (8,200 subs) March 17: 2,470 views May 7: 3,360 views August 2,780 views (-21 percent) ORANGEBLOODS (19,600 subs) March 17: 1,960 views May 7: 2,110 views August 6: 2,200 views (+4 percent) Probably the biggest change in the last three months is that On Texas Football is continuing to grow subscribers (adding 10,000 in the last three months, which is more than the total of Inside Texas). On Texas Football is emerging as the most widely watched vodcast (is that still a term?) in the Texas Football universe. We'll take another look at the numbers in the middle of football season, when viewership should be at an annual peak.
  22. This will not end well. (For Hamm)
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