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dcbc

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  1. How do the unsmoked/raw sausages do in the vacuum sealer? I vacuum sealed the ones I cold smoked and they dried out enough to keep their shape.
  2. I did not have this on my bingo card for today. This guy was big on the Tyler birthday party circuit when my kids were little. I'm speechless (yet I guess I might have predicted this with a then-20-something balloon artist). https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/party-clown-turned-wife-killer-205206391.html Here he is at my younger son's third birthday party back in 2012.
  3. I'm being left to my own devices; just the dogs and I this weekend. So I'm making cheddar hot guts. I've got the cheese drying out and found a cheap, select, 10 lb brisket. Point end is seasoned up and going into the sausage while the flat was cubed up and frozen for ground beef at some point. OU Sucks!
  4. It's not just this moment. It's a lot of them. Feel free to share.
  5. Brent Venables pulls his pants down to his ankles at the urinal and attempts to make conversation with the person next to him.
  6. I figured I'd watch the game at the Lambda Chi House at SMU and wait for you to show up with a shit ton of beer, some wax cups, and a CPAP after the game. OU SUCKS!
  7. The secret Nazi base was on an island north of Crete in the Aegean Sea. Assuming Katanga's ship left from Alexandria and had sailed for a day or more before it was boarded in the Mediterranean , probably not a ridiculous distance. Assuming it was summer, surface waters of both of those oceans would be tolerable at periscope depth. Is lashing oneself to the periscope of a Nazi sub with a bullwhip for an extended period far-fetched? Yes. Yes it is.
  8. Avatar checks out as Asswater
  9. Comment on his Youtube video. He might respond. Or try jarrodjohnsonlegend (at) g-mail (dot) com Worth a shot.
  10. That guy needs to be on the bus to Dallas with this team. If he can do 13 minutes, he can do a couple of hours. I can only imagine how triggering the Warby-Parker commercials are for him. They make me want to kick the TV screen.
  11. Since I've seen a few references to out-of-state fried chicken at this point, I would be remiss if I didn't mention The Slogar in Crested Butte, CO. It's been a minute since I've had it, but my recollection of it is that the family-style fried chicken they serve is unmatched.
  12. My hope and suspicion is that the end of the tailgates might mean the end of Away-Game tailgates with occasional exceptions made where there is a system in place to prevent immamac from losing his shirt (or wedding ring) on the deal.
  13. My wife and younger son were at the store yesterday and he asked to pick out some steaks for dinner. Good job, young man. They came home with a strip and two ribeyes that none of us would be able to get close to finishing.
  14. I'm not inviting another long story, but I thought you went to aggy?
  15. Made me think of this as well.
  16. I mean, I'm a lawyer in Texas, but . . .
  17. Fuckin' A. I'm reading the pregame half of this like Goodfellas with Hen(d)ry driving around seeing helicopters, making sure his brother, Mikey, stirred the sauce and bitching at fucking Lois for needing her lucky hat she wouldn't fly without. Dude, you are a true champion of organization. I'm sad to read that this one probably did you in. I'm particularly sad that my friends I've got coming in from all over the country for the Vandy game apparently won't get to experience a Surly tailgate? But I get it. It's obviously a shit-ton of work and you're handling it without a lot of consistent support, and it sounds like you lost a bit of your ass on this one unfortunately. In the years to come, I was hoping to offer up a few weekends of tailgate support with manual labor, cooking, setup, general shit (although sadly, this year was not in the cards for me). In any event, thanks for all you have done and all you may do in the future. Hook 'em!
  18. Also, at the end of the day, you threw a sick party.
  19. Hit up a tip on the tailgate. Even if you're watching from a UT Water Ski Tournament. Just saying. Help a brother out.
  20. "Inconvenience for you. I'm sorry."
  21. Honestly, since the schools hand out Chromebooks to the kids now, I can see some parents not bothering. Now, my kids were given computers long before college admissions acceptance time, but my wife and I are some of the world's best parents, so . . .
  22. Oh, wow. I went to high school with Lisa (and college too apparently). She's a pretty smart person. Probably should have bought her daughter a computer though or been a little more hands-on about college admissions. The Sid Miller connection sure tracks with politics and strange bed-fellows axiom.
  23. I'll be at a UT Water Ski Tournament watching on my phone. TEXAS!!!
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