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    Wow! Just wow! https://apnews.com/article/thc-ban-hemp-texas-marijuana-abbott-9379bb3ab75b7278e9a3ec56fad791a9
  2. I'm going to Yub Nub like never before.
  3. That's nuts
  4. Finally got around to giving it a go. Seasoned and cured the meat last night. Ground and cased today. Back in the fridge to dry out. I'll cold smoke tomorrow.
  5. Sir. This is an Arby's.
  6. Every orgy needs a witness.
  7. Manned test flight?
  8. THIS. IS. AMAZING.
  9. Okay. Are they twins and that is a fractional age? Is one 18 and the other 67 but still just now graduating from high school? Or is one 18 and the other 17, i.e. 67 was a typo, and you want a cruise where everyone can drink, minors are permitted, but it's not a butt-wiping Disney Cruise? Or some combination of the above? Zero cruise experience here, but I am confused.
  10. 1943. Pack of condoms . . . for Frederick Trump.
  11. We certainly showed them.
  12. I'll probably write both and release them at the same time. Goodnight Goon has a nice ring to it. Or Goodnight Freedom. Goodnight to the Constitution (except 2A) while whispering, "Hush." Spinoff. A parody of Is you're Mama a Llama: Is Obama a Citizen (spoiler alert: He is). "Is Obama a citizen, I asked this douche, Don. Thank you for your attention to this matter, Don did respond."
  13. See You iN Two-Weeks
  14. I think about this every time I go sailing and tie this knot. Also, this Finally, Quinn once was a bond villain.
  15. Yep. I always remember it being a big deal growing up in Houston.
  16. Yeah, I thought that was him. He sort of hissed when he saw the camera. I wasn't aware he could be captured on video.
  17. Poor phrasing on my part. I mean, it's originally a Texas holiday! I'm not exactly offended by the concept of skeleton crew days though. State agencies serve the public and theoretically need to be open to some degree most days. We get a lot of holidays you probably don't think about. Should Juneteenth be a full-blown state holiday? Yes. But alas, it's not yet as far as state agencies are concerned. And not to put too fine of an exclamation mark on your post, but the day after MLK day (or within a couple of days), I get comp time for working on "Confederate Heroes Day." So yeah, I know the brand. I haven't found the button that lets' me reject comp time for that "holiday" yet.
  18. The other day I got a message saying we (State agency) were closed because the county building where are offices are is closed. Digging into it a bit, I realized that Emancipation Day is a "Skeleton Crew Holiday" for State agencies, i.e., office is supposed to be open and minimal staff is required. So if you take off, you don't use vacation time and if you show up you get comp time. That's fine, but I find it a bit weird that that Texas, the state in which Juneteenth originated and first was recognized, doesn't treat it as a full-blown holiday in state government.
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    Burgers

    He was askin for it.
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