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dcbc

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  1. How many will he sleep through?
  2. The penalty is, at the very least, he has to burn a peremptory strike on her.
  3. Objection. The witness is unqualified to characterize what constitutes a "legal expense." The evidence before the court conclusively demonstrates that he never once has paid a legal bill.
  4. I left out the sarcasm punctuation.
  5. This actually might be the thing that sinks his campaign. We gotta have some video though. Just wait until Stormy testifies about the 45 seconds of the toadstool game they played. He'll fall asleep right afterward.
  6. If they get you to walk into/up to the theater to return the DVD, there's a chance you might buy a ticket to see another picture show.
  7. "While you're waiting, help yourself to some more stock."
  8. Yep. Timely then with the dot.com bubble. It's called "I Am Furious Yellow." https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Am_Furious_(Yellow) It was. They keep paying them over time.
  9. We're getting close to the point where this stock will be cheaper than toilet paper, and it's probably just as good to wipe your ass with.
  10. Prosecutor: "Yes, Panel Member 45, do you think the defendant's notoriety in any way impacts your ability to view the facts of this case impartially?" Panel Member 45: "I do not recognize the authority of a court that hangs the gold-fringed flag. A flag with gilded edges is the flag of an Admiralty court. An Admiralty court signifies a Naval court-martial. I cannot be court-martialed twice. that is all."
  11. Are they extending the original 10-day extension/deadline every time there's an issue with the filing. Or is he simply exposed without a bond at this point? That order didn't stay the appeal outside of that now-expired ten-day extension, did it? I haven't paid as close of attention to this lately.
  12. From what I've seen of MAGA, none of their ilk is subtle enough to pull that off. The only sleeper we've seen so far is Droolin' Donald.
  13. He's not dead. He's just an asshole.
  14. He not dead. He only sleeping.
  15. At a certain point, long ago, I started buying the American-made Fenders and Gibsons because I could always resell them and not take much of a hit, particularly if I bought them used. Spending more out of the gate tended to yield more when I grew tired of it and wanted to sell. The problem eventually became that I liked what I bought and didn't want to sell it. My only recent experience buying a guitar made in China was a beautiful, Gold-Top Casino. What a looker. But that damned thing sounded like I was playing a cigar box. The only time it sounded good was when I ran it through my cranked Victoria Bassman. But everything sounds good through a cranked bassman. I think the lesson for me was, as with most things, try it before you buy it. But I've gotten luckier far more often with American-made Fenders and Gibsons buying sight-unseen. YMMV.
  16. My guess is she has better things to do.
  17. Let he who hasn't returned from foggy London town with a pair of "Mind the Gap" thong-panties for his wife cast the first stone.
  18. Low energy. Sad. Sleepy Don
  19. I feel like those old Kustom upholstered amps are standard issue at every low-turnover music store in Texas.
  20. And see, I see 45 watt Matchless bass amp and wonder what a guitar sounds like through it.
  21. Oh, he has plans. And they don't involve you, Jerry. He doesn't give a damn about you. But keep working hard (not like you have a choice at this point). He'll need more money from you soon.
  22. Well, he'll have plenty of time to work on his putz.
  23. That's going to drive him nuts. I approve.
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