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dcbc

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  1. Everybody's an employment lawyer depending on the defendant. /as you know, I got nuthin'
  2. Fixed for back-of-my-mind doomsday theory.
  3. THEY'RE ROBBING YOU!!!
  4. I debated posting this response. Because it could so easily be misconstrued as my being dismissive of our Departed. But I mean it in reference to his response to the meltdown. And he loved a good Seinfeld joke.
  5. It's been building up for a while.
  6. The fact that we have legislation referred to as "The One Big Beautiful Bill" is just fucking sad. Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit f---f---ing infants. /I kid. I kid (about the second part). Don't Stassney my Surly.
  7. I've, in essence, been playing whack-a-mole at work all day and am just now catching up. I've missed this level of satisfaction from watching this season of the "administration" for some time now.
  8. This is literally what half the voters in this country voted for. This sort of thing was on Trump's resume right after former President/golfer.
  9. NSIAP It's Drake vs. Kendrick for republicans.
  10. Anyone good at the shamepaint want to put Trump hair on Ms. Lopez's head and a suit with an extra-long red tie under the hand /TACO flavored keeses.
  11. Not surprised. It sure seemed redundant.
  12. They were saying that the runner would be called out, which doesn't make sense, but softball has some distinct rules from baseball apparently.
  13. I yelled, "Kelly Leak that shit!" after the first pitch.
  14. Haaaaaahahahahahahaha! Friggin Kelly Leak move! You like Harley Davidson!?!?
  15. As long as you don't tie us to the rear bumper.
  16. Those are really nice. I actually have one I use as a pepper grinder.
  17. That's what we like about Hank. They all get older, but he stays the same age. Yes he does.
  18. So that's why they want all these infants birthed.
  19. They were delicious, but they took far longer than I thought. I cooked them to about 190. I think they'd be pretty tough otherwise since they are cut from the pork shoulder.
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