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Herbie Hancock

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Everything posted by Herbie Hancock

  1. Goddamn that’s hateful. What the hell did I do to you to deserve that?! Didn’t King Yellowdouche buy Joe T’s or some shit a while back? He was seen at the cafe in town last week, so I assume they’re shooting for Landman somewhere nearby. Just what I fucking need is that nozzle coming north of I-20 and bringing that circus with him.
  2. Nice snag Jake. …WhataBurger?
  3. You said dumbfuck twice
  4. Yep. Crazy to think the immortal Roger Pavlik would be relegated to bullpen work on this squad.
  5. Please for the love of god quit quoting that nitwit and put him on ignore. He’s an idiot, not genuine, a troll, or a combination of all three. Either way, he is no one to be taken seriously. I have Versagrips, Schiek straps, Pioneer belt, and Mark Bell’s Gangsta wrist wraps in my bag. Along with a Rubbermaid container of chalk. I promise I lift more than everyone here without all of those items, but they are tools for your toolbox to be used when necessary.
  6. I know my trip to BB was of the extremely late night variety, but I enjoyed it. Ordered the Cajun and homeboy asked if I wanted it wet or dry. Wet was the way to go. Wife ordered fries and there were enough in her order for both of us, and as I’ve documented plenty of times before, I can eat. That was a lot of fries.
  7. I’m not sure what help you think a loop diuretic will be, but I suppose it can’t make things worse.
  8. I type faster than I think. And evidently Roku sound is much faster than its picture. Godddamn that was horrible.
  9. Good grief Josh almost got Josh killed
  10. I haven’t used the actual radio in years. 105.3 the fan website and click the listen live button.
  11. That was incredibly frustrating
  12. Or sit there with your dick in your hand. That works too
  13. What a gift. Make it count Josh
  14. Higashioka is Spanish for dumbshit.
  15. If you want to die, Lake Grapevine and Lake Lewisville have long been the place to achieve it. Joe Pool a distant third. Now, I’ll see myself out before this goes full CR.
  16. But, why? Are you worried about getting too jacked and strong? I promise it doesn’t work like that.
  17. Fucking hell Josh wear that shit
  18. Holy balls we managed to not fuck that inning up twice.
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