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RomaVicta

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  1. Where are you? Never mind, they don't run any fucking states. I think there's a river vally they do pretty well in. Didn't. Want. To. Be. There. They had their eyes on a natty with Wiggy, E-Rob, and Jimbo. They came so close, so this game is just a poor consolation prize. The SEC needs the money? What about the Aggies?
  2. Agreed. We have vulnerabilities this season that have been out of whack with other positions. Edge rush and safeties. I was thinking like the old days where it might take a few years to bring them up to standard. Sarkisian masterfully builds the roster from the portal and recruits; now the weaknesses are addressed. It'd be nice to be in the top 3 ranking, I guess. I'm quite content with what I see in terms of who we got, where we needed them, and talent average. This is fun. Oh yea, and the first round of the playoff in just under two weeks. I'm the optimistic type. I never saw any of this coming so fast.
  3. Sooo, ya see, it's them socialists you have to look out for. AOC is dipping her hand into the money: AOC gathers $5 million. See, she's just as bad!
  4. And a sweet Pinto. You likely remember poor old Mr. Truman better than I do. I bet the cats were biting him at the end. I don't throw the word around much, but that is an awesome photograph. It was so strange to have a massive volcano eruption in the continental US. And the power.
  5. I'm a defensive-minded coach, so we're on our way to checking off everything on Mr. Bjork's Natty List of Dominance! Tyanthony, we're really hoping you'll stick with Aggies. Why don't I come on over to your house? Waddaya say? We're surrounding you with some 3-star grinders from the tough Missouri Valley conference.
  6. I believe we might just be pretty tough up the middle next year.
  7. I like the notion that Klein maybe hasn't had time to change his social media. It gives the impression that Klein and Dapper Mike Elko are sitting in a bare, largely abandoned office with traditional phones ringing all around them as they try to figure out how to work apps on their cell phones. No staff. No support. No money. No clue. If Klein can eject out of this deal, he must surely be tempted. Aggie football is a shit fire right now in with the influx of elite Division 2 talent.
  8. Sometimes I have these grey nightmares. I'm not being chased or victimized. Somehow, I have a job or task that I have no idea how to execute. Supposedly, I'm accomplished to be where I am, but I'm still just me without a fucking clue. Over my head and full of dread. I expect that's how Elko must feel. Okay, I'll hire some coaches...hmm. How do I do that here if nobody wants to come?...Okay, I'll focus on holding onto the committed players...Hmm, I can't get them on the phone. Okay, the portal. Fuck. I just want to wake up back at Duke.
  9. Thank God we've got our facilities to protect us from tu! Ayyyyyy. Whoo-
  10. And the winners would just answer with plays of their own. It is loser talk unless you have a Plan 2024.
  11. If the parties are consenting adults, it shouldn't be anybody's business.
  12. I've often wondered if the straight up lies the Aggies repeat about Texas are justified in their minds as some sort of psy-ops/agitprop counter to the massive conspiracy that they believe we run against them. They believe themselves to be in a Holy War. Any measure is okay in defeating Ebil Texas.
  13. Good post. It's ironic that the Aggies claimed to have figured out how to use NIL ahead of everyone else, and we'd all have to catch up. The irony falls in the fact that A&M has bumbled into providing a clear lesson in the ways a program can go wrong. They spent ungodly tons of money on the stadium, facilitiesfacilitiesfacilities, hiring Jimbo then throwing bags of the stuff to players. The initial spending convinced them that they were endlessly rich. How much they spent proved how much they had. Therefore, the more they spent, the more they thought they had. These are Aggies, after all. Now, it's pretty clear that the reservoirs are pretty low. Maybe they should just recognize that, conserve expenditures for awhile, let the reserves build up again, and work on building different culture. Short term pain for longer term gain. But what do I know? Also, it doesn't matter what the wisest course of action is because the Aggies are sure to not take that course. Their Plan 2024 has blown up like the bomb in that guy's ass in Man On Fire. Still, they are desperate to keep up the appearance of being a big shot in the SEC Hermandad. Burton described their situation perfectly; they're little cabin in the path of the massive avalanche. Before Mt. St. Helen's erupted back in the 1980s, there was this old guy named Harry Truman (really) who lived in a scenic cabin in the blast zone. He refused to evacuate. "I lived here for 50 years and it's never blown." He and his cabin were buried under 40 feet of mud. I think this is a picture from that year:
  14. Fuck, red ass Aggies are humorless. The kid's parents are great. They have fun with this whole thing including that picture in Texas gear. The jihadists in College Station issue a fatwa. Mom, Dad, leave the burnt orange on and reconsider your loyalties. Let the children lead the way.
  15. Biggest star-fuckers in CFB for the last three years. Now? Give us grinders that love A&M (and work for cheap). As all of these former commits and new prospects lose purchase on the rocky place that is Aggie football, it's typical that they won't even recognize the loss of Jimbo's chief talent: closing recruits. They were sure the recruits were coming to the greatness of A&M alone and only required a better gameday coach. Now the Jimbo days are about to become their 20-year peak.
  16. Fortunately, according to the good pastor, there are only "scores" of them across the country. I couldn't finish the video of the prayer. It's no longer funny to me. These are the words the MAGA traitors adhere to. They do not give a shit about the words of Joe Walsh or Paul Ryan or Bill Barr. This rhetoric is to them as Aggie tears are to those of us on the recruiting board. In a healthy country, that pastor gets booed off the stage. I cannot laugh at the bubo.* *Admittedly, the word itself sounds funny.
  17. Liz Cheney and Mitt Romney spoke when they had power and position to risk. They were relevant, and they paid for it. Paul Ryan and Bill Barr stood by in either fear, support, or both. Nobody gives a shit about anything Ryan says today. Maybe Barr has a little more influence, but can the damage of either person's earlier support or reticence be even remotely mitigated by statements today? I doubt it. It's a nice pick-me-up for the pro-republic party, sure. It's nothing to the religiously adherent zombies bringing the fall of the republic. Pieces of shit like Ryan and Barr don't give a shit about this republic. They simply see its overthrow is in doubt, and they don't want to pay for their villainy. Recall the Russia conversation Ryan had with McCarthy and others back in 2017. NYT Prior to being presented with the tape, Ryan denied it had happened, denied the content, then, when presented with the recording said it was all just kidding. That's the legacy of these poisonous pieces of walking shit. Were I given Trump's desired dictatorial powers for a day, it would go hard for persons such as these.
  18. This would have been so devastating back when policy was important to election decisions.
  19. Yes, TexasHammer. We should turn to the Bible for guidance on slavery, a woman's place, masturbation, proper sex, homosexuality, and diet. Sure, the Koran is more warlike. I just doubt the wisdom of adhering to ancient documents written by the supersticious and used to unite and control people.
  20. I know some will say that they are becoming "self-aware" but that's incorrect. The deluded ones aren't writing the amusing dark humor so far posted here. The below should deflate some of their unwarranted arrogance about their place in the CFB world: But it won't. The person who wrote it likely always was sane. The guy he quotes is, no doubt, already finding a new frame for "the modern era of college football" where they weren't defeating the N. Vietnamese and content to be an all male institution. To wit, mpaul: Interesting use of the plural form. Perhaps the one cell he started with multiplied, protected from the rays of the sun by its placement firmly in the sand. Another with the misplaced sense of who they are even after the above comparison of records: The actual Texas Tech whipped your ass over and over during the last generation until you ran away from the BDF, bitch. Now the Holy Sages show up to read from the scrolls. 1 Any questioning of the status quo is disloyalty. Thus thou shalt recall that the Via Sacra Hwy 6 runs both ways. 2 Maybe he means Moops? 3 We were verily betrayed by our false brethren and denied attainment of that which is rightfully ours. 4 My friend, you will not find much football on QVC. This guy below is clearly one of the team of geniuses and top men who helped Bjork to his ground-breaking research on what comprises a winning program. I left out Colorado out of pity, but they've had better runs this century than A&M has. Otherwise, WTF is this guy doing lumping A&M with any of those programs and using, anywhere in the same passage, the word "too?" And no, you haven't been close to anything a few times in living memory. Whew, I thought nobody was going to do this: I'll let Kevin answer this. Credit to the amusing Aggies finding their way to Texags.
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