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RomaVicta

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  1. Absolutely. I don't have the great eye for seeing what happens in real time during a play. Guys like Cooper (and Scourton for that matter) make you see them. Cooper was a monster for them last year. Odd thing is, Aggie writers in the off-season rarely mentioned what a loss he would be. They were already starting the cult of scrappy and wise Taurean York. I never noticed him last year, and I've been basically following the narrative about him supported by guys around here. Saturday, I never heard York's name nor saw him in on a play. It was so obvious that I or a caveman could make note. He's done nothing to make me hate him, so I sort of feel for a guy who just can't quite get it done and knows it. There are strange advantages to being Leon O'Neal. Side note: I googled O'Neal to be sure I had his name correct. Noted this:
  2. Huge head-to-head win over tu. If A&M's line wasn't so good every year, he'd already be second team all SEC. Tough losing Nabou. If he'd been a Texas player, all the third-team all-district safeties posting on Texags would be talking about how they'd had their ACLs disintegrate during games but gutted it out.
  3. Facilitiesfacilitiesfacilities. Leadershipleadershipleadershipleadership. Is he a leader? I don't think he's a leader. He's not a captain. I didn't see leadership. Fuck, these parrots can wear you out.
  4. This guy actually has a point. Seriously. So why is it so funny? Ironically (irony is beyond TexAggies), their arrogance (something else they can't fathom in the way of true projectors) and absurd expectations is what induces laughter at them as well as their own annual rage that somebody is cheating their giant out of a waking season that sets the world afearin' them Aggies. They have a new coach, had a drain of top talent (again), some questionable Assistant Coach hires, and are coming off two losing seasons after crowing about the greatest recruiting class ever assembled using/not using NIL. Numerous Ags said anything less than 11-2 would be a disappointment. Numerous Ags keep crowing about their fabbo portal haul and mysterious number 7 ranking in current talent. Four days ago was a proven entity who would likely be in the Heisman conversation. Most fans in their position could be not shattered by a loss to a team ranked 13 spots ahead of them that was close at the end. Not the Aggies who are determine to return to their illusory dominant place in college football. Most rational fans would be unhappy, but maybe not to the point of firing the coach, rending garments, and turning on a player they'd all loved for two years after an opening game flop. Most fans might talk with a little optimism about things looking up from the two prior losing seasons. Not Aggies. They publish their own ranking where they're Giant Number One Just Wait and See. Rollercoaster shatters. They wallow in puzzled rage. The world laughs yet again. Of course, this guy has a point, too, which was obvious at Elko's press conference taking the job: Dateline College Station Special Olympics shot put champion made honorary coach of the Aggies for opener.
  5. I can't believe we let that Austin kid get away from us.
  6. Do your own research. Don't be fooled by your eyes and statistics. Pre-snap motion! E'erbody, be happy! Different doesn't have to mean better. Perfect dovetail with defense of Wiggy Baby. Lookout, Olin! Four-eyed 15-year-old is gunning for your ass! Sooo...they're actually below average. Refreshing honesty, kid. Lay some insight on me. Magic scheming. There you have it. Probably made a human sacrifice to Debil Texas. 1 Nobody said this, Senor Hombre de Paja, but only because they didn't watch Vandy. 2 Some might say so. 3 They would all die. Don't do this. 4 But, of course. Again, perfect dovetail with not being too worried about the Wigster. And not having "many" drops is stellar. Everybody, relax. Least of your problems. See? You only get this result with a great trainer. Next question. I'm not worried.
  7. William "star fucker" Liucci cant' help himself: A comedian compared this game to their game against Ohio State last year. A comedian, William. A comedian. Now, on to how Aggie losses are the best losses: William, your mom must so proud when she's washing your t-shirts.
  8. Billy will invite them to the TexAgs office and beat the sentience right out of them.
  9. Obviously, they're the best OL you'll face all year. Duh. Depends on what the promise was. He's definitely the guy to take you to the familiar land. A unique position for the Texas A&M Fightin' Texas Aggies from Texas. Dream job. Can't believe I got the opportunity. Where's the fucking band? They're always so sure that they're the only ones who do. About the tenth time I've seen this: Nobody loves you. Nobody. Zero.
  10. @Longhornfrenzy Honor this man! Praise this man! Sooo close. Sooo very close. We were just 36. 3333333 points from being undefeated the last two years! Jimbo knows how to win a natty! And, he wasn't fat! We must say to ourselves, "My God, what have I done?" Shoulda never fired RC. Should hire him back! DEBIL ALERT!!!! 1 Debil can force A&M to vote Texas in with all the other zombies. 2 Winning? You fucking wish. His OL was always good. Nothing DEBIL in firing him over the phone in a recruit's driveway, you classy absentees from former national prominence. 1 Highy decorated Aggie 2 Scourton? 3 The 27 transfers that were your future once they can find the field? Is vomitting a dimension? Clearly hadn't trained for that altitude or would have kicked some ass.
  11. I'll take you and you and you. Hoo boy. Even wore my lucky slenderizing smock with the army guy.
  12. How prescient to have Elko in the backseat!
  13. "Return" to national prominence!! At least they've learned for sure that hiring a sitting head coach is the wrong formula. All will be well when their hire of a sitting assistant coach who had only just started getting paid takes over the nationally prominent baseball team! Howdy there, natty!
  14. An Aggie wondered if his vomit was related to a head injury. Hadn't thought of that. He's about to experience the Calzione slide. SMD Where have you gone Haynes King? The Aggies turn their lonely eyes to you. Whoop whoop whoop. Whoop whoop whoop.
  15. To review: Notre Dame had fewer takeaways in their losses. Avoiding turnovers will help A&M. Playoffs, baby! HOWDY!
  16. Yep. He really hurt his Heisman chances this week. Look for great numbers next week against... He'll be right back in the thick of it!
  17. It would have been even more psycho had they managed to not create it at all to prove they don't care. They would have had one of their torchlight rallies to get everybody aboard.
  18. I just looked. There's not a Texas game thread on TexAgs, or it's been deleted. I guess they really don't care about us anymore.
  19. I wish him well, but I was sort of in love with her.
  20. Looks like he's their only RT. No back-up is listed.
  21. He's a fucking slob who is too lazy to make himself look like a first line college head coach. Maybe he's charismatic in ways that I've never seen, but, if he isn't, he's sunk. He needs a tailor and a makeover.
  22. I hope that trophy isn't looking for any of his brothers.
  23. Surely all of those posters are Aggies.
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