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  1. We are so fucking cooked, Americans don’t deserve their own country anymore.
  2. Biggest story ever in human history. Proof of ET visitation. Coming up in three days. LOL.
  3. Well, for SecDef at least you also need to do push-ups.
  4. Elon scoffs at your ranged weapons, he is trained to kill up close and personal with trench knives and nunchucks, allowing him to wait till the last minute to leave his warm bed with two, even three models who he picked up by sharing his video game scores.
  5. Six hours ago or so on his substack (I saw posted elsewhere). But it’s real.
  6. It’s just amazing how openly this guy shows he’s got a tiny penis. Something to really be ashamed and resentful over, like 8 inches or even less.
  7. Elon lost a bet against Sam Harris, welshed, and then began trashing him online.
  8. My question is here what the fuck was going on before? Were people from Jersey just vehicularly milling about before?
  9. The reason everyone likes ribeyes is all the intramuscular fat. Wagyu has that in spades already so you’re really at some point getting diminishing returns shelling out for prime cuts since nearly all Wagyu steaks have beyond prime ribeye marbling. See above.
  10. Elon trying hard to sell that it’s really him playing video games and being really good at them. He also doesn’t mention that he spends hours shitposting.
  11. Balcones’ best argument for the guy is that he’s “not a proven rapist.”
  12. The SecDef shit is easy. He’ll leverage warfighters’ lethality to engage stakeholders to ensure robust lethality across the warfighting domains. At the same time, he will work with stakeholders to leverage their assets to deliver more lethality to warfighters. All while lethally building warfighting robustness among all stakeholders.
  13. Hesgeth could be the model citizen and and husband but he would be manifestly unqualified for this job. The deadly serious people in Beijing and Moscow are toasting their incredible good fortune, that somehow the “hawks” in America settled on starting a war against their own military. Owning the libs by destroying the armed services.
  14. Robbie Williams is a Brit mega-star for inexplicable reasons cause his songs are really not that great. He is legitimately iconic in Europe playing massive arenas and formerly was like 1 of every three videos on MTV when it played music. His cultural penetration there is on par with maybe someone like Justin Timberlake. But, not for lack of trying, he just could not break through at all in the United States. Americans have no clue who he is unless you’ve been overseas and mystified your European friends by not having a clue about one of the biggest stars in their world. It’s almost a running joke that we don’t care about him. And some genius at Paramount signed off on trying to promote his biopic, where he is played by a CGI ape, in a country that famously has no clue who he is. The movie took in something like one million on opening weekend, it’s a complete fiasco.
  15. I don’t know if I’ll like a Hollywood fiasco more this year. Paramount decides to purchase and distribute “Better Man,” a biopic of Robbie Williams (famously unable to get any traction in the U.S.) where he’s played by a CGI ape and it made 580k on opening night. I just want to have been in the room for this pitch: ”So here’s the film, it’s a biopic about this mega pop star. Only no one in America knows who he is or can name one of his songs. I’m telling you, he’s a complete nobody here. A zero. But it won’t be him in the movie, it will be a chimp. Only maybe it’s all in his head? No one ever mentions it in the movie. It’s not clear, but everyone else in the movie are people and he’s a singing ape. That’s the hook. I’m telling you this will do numbers!”
  16. Just let him rename the Coast Guard back to the Revenue Cutter Service.
  17. A fundamental mistake I have seen on this thread is the belief that even if the CIA or U.S. controlled social media (it doesnt and won’t), then that outcome is equal in badness to the PRC controlling social media.
  18. Freedom Win! Top Bankers return to Slurring Special Needs Kids.
  19. Whatever niche interest you had—sports, cars, movies, action figurines— was and is better on bbs or Reddit and will never be good on a social media platform of any type. Social media was only good to get friends and contacts to overshare visual media and is complete garbage as a substitute for a message board. The internet is enshittened. Surly is one of the last forts. Even TexAgs, as an online expression of pure Aggieness, is shit. 2005 TexAgs was real live Old Army posting stupid but genuine shit from Navasota and now it’s just bots talking to each other. RIP
  20. Facebook was great because it acted as kind of a pre-WhatsApp organizing method for college parties and because college girls you knew shamelessly posted vacation and party photos. Insta was great because 20 and 30 something women you know shamelessly posted their vacation and night out photos. This, to a younger 956, was a revelation. That cute girl in my 3-level history class would have fucking slapped me— or at the least gotten the ick — had I asked to see her bikini photos from summer vacation. And then, a few years later— they were simply there to assess with no more awkwardness than a friend request that she would send you! For me, “social” media went wrong when the algos began favoring “content creators” to people you actually know. No matter how much pulchritude some OnlyFan model is flaunting and how scandalous it is, it will never hit as hard as seeing that your high school prom date still has it, and has gotten divorced and is letting her friends know about both. As far as I know TikTok was never about connecting you with your friends and acquaintances, who would have shit video anyway. It was always about driving you to “creators” and it never had any interest to me.
  21. On this thread you’ve been fiending for TikTok’s sweet “pure” algorithim, randomly accused a poster of being an Israeli agent and claimed that Israel is behind the ban, and offered a completely wrong and brain-dead narrative of how this whole potential ban came about. In all seriousness, ban or no ban, you need to personally delete the app and do a detox.
  22. Dude, he heard different on TikTok.
  23. “TikTok didn’t try to sell anything, didn’t try to monetize, didn’t ask for anything of me. It just wanted me to scroll for hours and hours enjoying the purity of its PRC-built algorithm and never look at anything else. TikTok just wants what’s best, that’s why they refuse to sell and make everyone involved rich. It’s unthinkable to be without it.” Fucking lulz. TikTok’s biggest supporters are writing a perfect argument for kicking it out.
  24. The people yearn for the Great Lakes and just don’t know it yet.
  25. @jimmyjazz, I used your page 1 recipe as a base and tripled it for a parish potluck and it slammed. I did use ground chuck and pork because I didn’t have the energy to cube that much meat to feed other people. I also made pans of cornbread and a pot of charro beans for the schismatics to do what they would with them. Plus, I can go for beans on the side of chili. Just not cooked in the chili. I will add a few arbols next time when making it just for me.
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