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956 Worldwide

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  1. Republican, but on SNAP and expecting more SNAP money, is a WILD type of guy.
  2. They shouldn’t be, but they are. Ron Meatball can gripe but he’s gonna eat the shit sandwich.
  3. Toasted baguette, good soft goat cheese, and fig jam is a miracle. Can be breakfast, light lunch, or an appetizer.
  4. The Epestein reveal debacle is a source of endless amusement to me, but it’s also been a theme of mine that we reached the event horizon of scams in America. I love seeing MAGA get rugpulled, endlessly cycling through memecoin crashes. But we built a country where almost everything is fake, grasping, and gilded and it didn’t breed immunity to getting scammed. It overwhelmed antibodies and made it so we don’t know how to do collectively do anything else.
  5. So efficient, so effective. The mind reels and heart races at the sheer crystalline purity of economy that Musk is bringing to government.
  6. 956 Worldwide

    LBGTQ

    Measles: Back Planes: Falling out of the sky Sex offenders: On their way here Trans: Owned Cry more libs.
  7. The Vermillion is great. Also in Brownsville, Rutledge Hamburger stand. https://thetexasbucketlist.com/2017/05/the-texas-bucket-list-rutledge-hamburgers-in-brownsville/ Ultimo Taco in Brownsville for Matamoros style tacos. In Harlingen I can vouch for Pepe’s for the true RGV Mexican experience. Get a beef fajita taco plate with charro beans and chile torreados. And sweet tea. I am not a sweet tea person anywhere else but their version has plenty of lime and is not oversugared. Las Vegas cafe is the best breakfast. Second Helobius’ note that locals like chains but just because they do, doesn’t mean you have to.
  8. Istanbul is great for long layovers because if you have one, Turkish Air will give you a short free tour and meal. Hit or miss on what you see (Hagia Sophia is incredible but the porcelain factory less so). The meal is a standard, good kabob and salad. You don’t have to be ticketed on Turkish.
  9. MAGA thinks this means they won’t pay taxes but in reality the vast bulk of them are W2 employees. It’s not hard for the government to take their cut, but it’s gonna be really hard to get their refund.
  10. “I sure hope I won’t have to watch some guy get pegged today,” thought @NowThis as he opened his browser window.
  11. Musk: USAID CRIME RING. FRAUD LORD NORM EISEN FUNNELS DEEP STATE CASH TO FAMILY NGO!!!!! TREASON. “Those people aren’t related.” Musk: Ah, well, nevertheless.
  12. Easy to see where Border Patrol is. Aside from that, the thing people don’t get is that fed jobs are among the best paying around outside of DC and environs and of course other big markets. Take a look at Appalachia and the South. As I mentioned elsewhere, MAGA is basically designed to inflict max pain on the MAGA base.
  13. “Wanted, old white air traffic controllers. Must be white. Must be male (will check your birth certificate). Whites only.”
  14. It’s good thing you came in for the oil change today. Your blinker fluid is dangerously low. We can take care of that for you today but if you wait another month you’re looking at a full signals hydraulics replacement.
  15. MAGA is famously against sex pests that profit off of fake online universities.
  16. DOGE is basically just the wallet inspector.
  17. Hi America, I’m the wallet inspector.
  18. I hate to tell you this Ryleigh, but it was personal. MAGA and all the people who voted for them do personally hate federal workers and they personally think you are mooch and drain. And you voted for and with them. I encourage you to think of it this way.
  19. Hi Abby, let me show you to the leopard enclosure.
  20. The fucking Tate thing is infuriating. The new face of America, pushing to have rapists and sex traffickers escape accountability because their audience is MAGA. What a disgusting, repulsive image to present to the world. I want to think that this would embarrass people who voted MAGA but I know it won’t. The libs don’t like rape, so rape is now MAGA-adjacent.
  21. New thesis: Y2K meltdown actually happened we just didn’t realize it at the time.
  22. Today I’ve written the editorial team with our new posture: Jeff Bezos should get to do whatever he wants. We will of course discuss other ideas, like how all of Jeff Bezos’ friends should also get to do what they want; and how Jeff Bezos and his friends should have all your money. But the core of our writing will be to defend the simple idea that Jeff Bezos should get to do whatever he wants. I of course recognize the right to other opinions and stances. However, they will not be printed here. Allowing them to be conflicts with other core value of Jeff Bezos doing whatever he wants.
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