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Bert Orange

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  1. I bought some pork chops to pan fry and the meatmatician asked me if I wanted a few lamb lollipops for free, as they had been cut poorly from the rack and lost their shape. Said he couldn’t sell them. So, I naturally said yes. And proceeded to pan fry those too. Man, game changer. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
  2. BW, nowhere near as bad as my wife making a “Pappy vanhattan” with my Pappy 15. While I was in the emergency room getting my missing fingertip cauterized (accident caused by too much Bourbon). Well now that I think about it, at least the Pappy was consumed. Still infuriates me.
  3. I like his new campaign slogan Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
  4. A damp microfiber cloth or a baby wipe will do a solid number on Alcantara. It generally ages quite well and is designed to wear better.
  5. The Elijah Craig BP can remove paint. That dude had to sit in open air for about an hour. And a sprinkle of water thereafter.
  6. Let’s not rush to judgment here. He may be mourning the loss of his Corolla.
  7. Huffman was one desperate housewife. It’s a reverse Get Shorty. She’s abandoning movies in favor of a life of crime.
  8. First William H Macy fakes his wife’s kidnapping, then his daughters college application? Dude has balls. Question: would it be ironic to wear a Mossimo shirt on campus?
  9. Just a badass 30 yo truck. Nothing to see here.
  10. As the gun owners thread will confirm, that and many more.
  11. Middle school daughter turns 13 today and this thread is talking about middle school condom purchases. Fuck outta here with that shit.
  12. “No, I haven’t been digging. Why do you ask?” Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
  13. Guessing that wasn’t the stroke he was hoping for.
  14. What did she like and dislike about it? She loved everything about it other than the fake leather (MB Tex). Good storage. Third row seating. Drove like a sedan. Her favorite car. So much so that she still regrets trading out of it (other than it was getting old).
  15. Wife had zero issues with her 1st gen. Heard nothing of their being piles of shit.
  16. I make an oatmeal cookie with white and milk chocolate chips that never seem to make it onto the cooling rack.
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  18. I have an Uncle Buck. Same larger than life loser. Can’t look at him without thinking about John C. Always will cherish that movie (and his entire body of work).
  19. That’s an outstanding value right there. Headed to SA tonight. Hope I get lucky. And also hope I get some Pikesville.
  20. Speaking of, Dodd’s and Wade Bowen’s cover of Sundown is outstanding.
  21. Disguised new Chevy Silverado HD dually driving around downtown Denver right now. Hideous.
  22. I waited forever for my P365. And while I quite like it, I keep going back to my VP9SK over and over.
  23. We mek problem disappear in muzzah Russia.
  24. I’m going to have to go buy five more Honda’s to pair with my current cars to trade in for an SVJ.
  25. Damn. If I wasn’t so full right now, I’d smash the shit out of that JS
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