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Superhero

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  1. At dinner with my wife's family. My SIL said most of fond memories involved food. I got to thinking about the memorable moments in my life, and yup, all about sex.
  2. Reminds me of this...
  3. Burning your upper lip with cheese because you were hungry and couldn't wait for the pizza to cool down.
  4. 5, 4, 9 3, 7, 1 6, 8, 2
  5. I'm dishonest. I sometimes tell my wife I'm working a bit later on Friday when I'm actually chilling with my coworkers. But we're drinking whisky, not doing meth.
  6. Alimony
  7. All of the above, except make 8. WTF is a Valkman? And for 2, are we walking about 5.25" floppy or 3.5" not so floppy?
  8. Yeah, well, they won't break down from wear and tear if they're already blowed up.
  9. So he was actually six-sehhhhhhhven when the movie came out? Kids saying six-sehhhhhhvwn may be more retarded than saying “bruh”.
  10. It’s too late. Get 2 friends and lots of beer. The rest will take care of itself.
  11. Don't call OSHA
  12. The former field engineer in me says great but you gotta do a back check. You can’t keep extending it out and expect it to be straight over 300’, let alone 300 miles.
  13. $315T in debt might as well be 315 IOUs.
  14. Guns. Why can't we kill each other with swords and clubs like civilized people?
  15. Michael Huff looks like works out.
  16. Lol. Mateer seems like he sucks.
  17. Shipley > Auburn
  18. The RAM commercial is fucking stupid.
  19. Smells like Jay Leno.
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