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Superhero

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  1. I don't know what to believe anymore... Google says a F-35 costs between $110 - $135M depending on variant. A Gerald Ford class aircraft carrier costs $13B. (And what I'm familiar with) A hospital that we bid on 2 years ago cost $1.2B. At some point it's just numbers.
  2. An AA system costs the same as 5-6 F-35s? Don't think so.
  3. I just sold my allotment of 3M and about to sell all of my MNST stock. What to do with the $40K? (Obviously not enough for 2 chicks at the same time. And I don't do blow, yet.)
  4. Unfortunately I don't think he'll ever get the nomination because of prejudice and lack of support from black voters. My fantasy is Biden drops Kamala and picks Pete as his VP, then step down after the election. We need someone young, intelligent, and patriotic to lead this country.
  5. Some asshole backed their truck into my SUV. The reason I say truck is because the ding is about 3' off the ground.
  6. And I bet it'll pass on party lines.
  7. Is this 24 hours too late?
  8. We have Gmail for work. I can't find shit using the search function.
  9. All but 2: I didn't have a Myspace page and AOL address. But I did use AIM, so I guess only down to 1.
  10. For the record, whatever Biden took before the SotU speech, he should take more of it. I want him to use every advantage to fucking destroy trump.
  11. That is pretty trivial... we have 30+ souvenir magnets on our fridge. My concern is we're going to run out of space, and the wife will ask for a second fridge to place more magnets.
  12. My dad is 83 and looks and acts younger than Biden. But then again, my dad hasn't been running the country the past 3.5 years with all the inflation issues, border security, Israel invasion of Gaza, Republic majority, Trumpists, etc. That shit ages you in a hurry. Don't know why anyone would want to run for president.
  13. Modern update: Scotch tape over the optical sensor; blacken the tape using a sharpie.
  14. My room-mate and his wife had a really fun wedding. Their reception was the lower floor of a hotel facing a lake. There were over 100 people with enough food for 20, and enough alcohol for 300. The wife's brother ended up dancing on a table with his cowboy hat, boxers and boots. I was hung over AF the next morning and didn't feel stable enough to drive back to Austin until 4PM.
  15. Google "chicxulub crater". A meteorite will shoot across the screen, and the screen will shake. Are there any other Google easter eggs like this?
  16. Not so trivial... I've been stressed out at work, putting in the hours on things outside of my comfort zone, because hey, you want to get promoted to VP? You gotta do this and that. So, stress > tense body (especially the jaw) > drinking to relieve stress > seizure. Yeah, I had a mild seizure last night. I've shared my history of seizures on this board. There have been many types from grand mal to minor "blips" where I noticed a seizure but could carry on without missing a beat. The ones I've had in the past 1.5 years have been more than blips. The communication part of my brain gets mushy and I have hard time listening, understanding, reading and speaking. It takes anywhere between 15-30 minutes to recover. On the bright side, I know it's more likely to happen if I fall asleep and my head drops towards my chest, so I don't do that anymore. On the flip side, my neurologist warns me that every little seizure could turn into a large seizure if I'm not careful. So fuck me.
  17. That's almost a 24 pack under his seat. How is he not just standing at the urinal drinking beer and peeing at the same time for the remainder of the game?
  18. Go back and fix my mistake of not buying AAPL and AMZN early in the day?
  19. The team couldn’t even get off a play because he doesn’t say know the play and talks about sharks in the huddle.
  20. At least it’s not your wife, her divorced mom sister and your mother in law.
  21. So you're saying something like this
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