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Zhorn96

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  1. Eh, the shitshow he took over from Sumlin was Colorado/Deion next level rebuild bullshit. Dude can recruit/utilize $ and is extremely innovative offensively. Zona didn’t play defense til this year though
  2. Jesus, imagine if Timmy Sexplant and Joey Freshwater hit the Dixie Chicken on $2 pint night... much pussy would be slain
  3. We need some of Hamm’s Big Dick Energy right about now to bring some sanity to the Jimbo situation
  4. If Joey Freshwater moved to BCG after all the shit he has talked about Jimbo Fisher, the comedy would be off the charts
  5. I feel like multiple posters have gotten dunked on in the past 2 pages
  6. I'm going to throw a wild guess out there but lets assume his first name is "Steve".
  7. Scoggin killed like 3 people and conned a bunch of money. He barely qualifies... Hamm though, he has killed the soul of thousands and murdered plenty of pussy (according to Hamm anyway)... Advantage Aggie
  8. Maybe it's Taylor Hamm, they just havent found the bodies yet
  9. did the serial killer also have a huge cock? Cause if not, he's no Taylor Hamm
  10. misreported. It wasnt a pro-Palestine protest. Was a protest by students of a professor who is accusing another professor of sexual harassment but also admits to keying his car, posting threatening messages online and calling him 10+ times after a court order. So a he said she said clusterfuck with some psychosis involved
  11. you forgot the huge cock. He dropped 10k on furniture without making a dent in his bank account AND he has a huge cock
  12. "Learned this technique at Fish Camp. We were having a few brewskis and an older fella pulled me aside and said 'Rick, you're gonna need to learn this technique if you're gonna be a yell leader. Those all whites are a privilege and if you're gonna wear 'em, you gotta do them proud.' Sounded good to me so I learned to do that a lot over the next 4 years. Best 4 years of my life! Gig 'em!" -Rick Perry, possibly
  13. You forgot tourist tips for Charleston or Savannah or wherever the fuck people were jizzing over
  14. Aggie coach reaction when reviewing Crownover Tennessee game tape
  15. this infrared imagery proves the fart theory about Aggie fatigue in the 4th quarter. This was a 4th quarter Max Johnson fart and notice how quickly the red dissipates from the gas plume once ejected from Johnson? That’s a weak grain rip… clearly not enough sorghum at play here
  16. For fucks sake, they play Samford… how hard could it be?!?
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