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IDIOTsavant

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  1. Any Houston people interested in catching a show, White Oak is having an in-person presale for the first 1500 people to show up tonight between 5:30-8. They’ll give a wristband when you arrive. At 8, they’ll call groups by color to come up and get an individual specific presale code for 2 GA tickets that you can use before 8 tomorrow morning…quite the process. Show is May 7th.
  2. You lost me here. I’ve unfortunately seen his brisket.
  3. First instance of Jimbo and big in the same sentence without the word cuckhold?
  4. I couldn’t decide because they both capture the spirit of this place…
  5. Theo after six posts under his new handle….
  6. When’s the funeral? Maybe we could send a wreath. There’s a precedent.
  7. “Eat their own” makes a lot of sense in this context.
  8. Probably looking for more of a Cadillac.
  9. Satya is into regional country? I did not have that on my bingo card.
  10. You’re not wrong, but you’re still a dick for pointing it out.
  11. I don’t think Ketch leaves Cedar Park though.
  12. If the 5th is your wife, I understand your reasoning for the exclusion, but I'm not sure it's warranted.
  13. Let’s get, Jahleel! Hook’em!
  14. Yeah, at this point they can fuck off putting out 1 or 2 shows at a time. I’m done looking for tickets if this is the bullshit process. I only even made the effort this time because the Floore’s show is local for me.
  15. TBF if you spend any significant amount of time on this website, I consider you a dumbass (self included), but I've always said my favorite people are intelligent idiots, which is Surly in a nutshell.
  16. "Man, you keep fucking around, and you're going to get that scholarship from Yale taken away from you. Be stuck up there at Stanford, man, with them goddamned slingblade motherfuckers."
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