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Degenerate Gardner

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  1. Hearing the Stable Genius call other people dumb never fails to make me chuckle.
  2. Not if you're on a ventilator.
  3. Chachi needs Tchotchkes! And here we thought Joni was the Moran. //Fresh Happy Days jokes
  4. Why should the next 6-8 weeks be any different? Giving an inhinged insufferable twat a megaphone and the nuke codes is the surest way to return America to greatness, obviously.
  5. You think maybe it's ok to dip below hypervigilance briefly and here come the Republicans. To paraphrase Sean Adams, keep trying to do the right thing because bad people don't take a day off.
  6. If not a pledge of allegiance, we need at least need a national safe word.
  7. Trebek and Connery together again.
  8. How soon until Fauci resigns to head Biden's covid taskforce? Not a cabinet position but a critical one, especially when unconstrained by Trump's narrow self-interest. It'll be so refreshing to hear public health experts speaking freely again.
  9. I hope to forgive. I hope not to forget. Republicans must reckon with the profane horror that is Trump. You own it eternally. There's no escaping that unless you manufacture and reside in an alternate reality. Sigh. To be fair we all own it. I am part of an American people who elected Donald Trump. That stain isn't going away overnight. Grace is needed eventually.
  10. The Bidet?
  11. Smoke 2 joints when you smoke 2 joints. And then you smoke 2 more.
  12. Putting on black Nike hi-tops and climbing into a bunk bed.
  13. Trying to keep the drinking and posting to a minimum - unless I overshoot the mark, in which case all bets are off. I haven't experienced this kind of stress since I cared about college football.
  14. If a Trump loss is certain, it's easy to imagine that the master negotiator will try to leverage a personal gain in exchange for peaceful transition. 'If you do/don't do X, I'll tell my people to stand down'. Everything is transactional and nothing's off the table.
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