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Degenerate Gardner

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Everything posted by Degenerate Gardner

  1. Why buy the cow when you're just gonna see it again at next year's family reunion?
  2. I don’t think he’s able. They confiscated all remaining copies of Girls With Low Self Esteem.
  3. Which word was untrue in his Tweet? I'd hazard to guess that most of her family and patients would agree.
  4. Hee vuzz my Boyfriend! RIP funny, talented lady.
  5. Great article, thanks for posting. Love me some Poona. Learning about South Carolina’s Gullah-Geechee community was fascinating too.
  6. Based on his tweets, George may have opted out of that.
  7. While satisfying, shirley her tweet will fall on deaf ears. It would have some chance if it wasn’t part of Hawley’s pathology to be immune from shame. I mean, he fist pumped domestic terrorists. Disrupting an affirmative action talk will only be a badge of honor.
  8. Memes are lame AF.
  9. Russians are getting fed up. And thrown in gulags.
  10. Release was way too fast, like Tam Pham thank you ma’am.
  11. Actually his UH pregame bit of kissing players should have been the giveaway. Surly was already in deep swoon though so that red flag was conveniently overlooked.
  12. Achieve justice for his sedition, for starters. That will destroy him thoroughly. Focusing on his destruction as an end in itself is perilous. Do you even Jedi bro?
  13. I will always defer to the expertise of a trucker when it comes to serial killing.
  14. What if this guy sees the Big Boards?
  15. This is the diametric counterpoint to proving the existence of a loving God.
  16. And those are his strengths!
  17. We always were. This is our concern, dude.
  18. I wish the fake Melanomas well. (Fake Melanias, damn it autocorrect)
  19. I’ll try not to willingly invoke them, but retain all rights to comment on their comeuppance threads inshallah
  20. I’m here for the pardon gangbang
  21. Indeed. The GOP has spent decades vertically integrating themselves in the stupid supply chain. They're not sitting anxiously downstream waiting for another basket of deplorable to float down to them like Moses. They own the factory! As long as words like liberal, progressive and anti-fascist are curse words to half of America they'll be just fine.
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