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Degenerate Gardner

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  1. "Enemies of Democracy" barely even stings anymore when your constituency rewards bad behavior. Cue the grinning tubby yokels in the 'I'd rather be a dead Russian than live Democrat' shirts. The rot is so deep, being an Enemy of Trump is a much more undesirable label to them.
  2. Now that Barr has announced no significant issues found, I see Trump pivoting from contesting the election to a Twitter game show pardon sale-a-thon. Reasonable crooks would be discrete but Trump will be too easily seduced by the intoxicating power he holds over peoples' heads. He will absolutely sell pardons too. Always Be Grifting.
  3. Mr President I would like a pardon too please. Thx, Butterbean
  4. That is one big ass basket of Deplorables.
  5. I've never been happier to see a President on the golf course. Honestly I wish he went more often.
  6. Why hassle with the cabinet confirmation process when you can just be Acting and skip it? - Donsld Trump
  7. Penis envy is at the core of it all. Well, for Pence it's penis coveting. That's not Freudian, but he does call his wife Mother, which Freud would no doubt want to explore.
  8. Funny, though let's be real. We all know Trump could never run out of people willing to help him move.
  9. Calling Ag stupid is a semantic disservice. He/she is not stupid. The more interesting consideration is how so many not-stupid people can end up lost on the dead end culdesac of Stupid Circle right next to the legit dummies. The inability to see truth in front of you transcends intelligence. The Trump era has been a Master class in this.
  10. If I can't play the stupid card or race card, what am I supposed to post?
  11. Trump wondering if he's been made to look foolish is some through the looking glass shit.
  12. Trump will pardon himself because it's too irresistible of a narrative not to be a victim of crooked Dems and just have to inocculate yourself against consequences of your own actions. Stone cold lock.
  13. These aren't the days of Read My Lips, No New Taxes brah. The base doesn't care about accountability or credibility. There is only Trump. Remain loyal or be jettisoned.
  14. Sean Astin
  15. You must first possess the capacity to be ashamed for shaming to work. After observing Trump enablers over the last 4 years, I've got some bad news for you...
  16. I don't see this validating Shawn Watson
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