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Degenerate Gardner

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  1. Jimmy Two Times has been making quadruple posts.
  2. Being the worst poster on Surly is a kind of accomplishment. And then there's the public service aspect to consider: no telling how many people he inspired to learn more about the Ignore feature.
  3. Wohl is a hustler. Sure his claims are nonsense, but this kid has shown he's willing to say anything with a straight face. I've always seen Wohl as auditioning for patronage. If he can stay out of jail, Jacob has a dark future serving wealthy sociopathic propagandists who will make him rich. Those people will call themselves "Republicans".
  4. What I wouldn't give for a President of average to slightly below average judgement and self awareness. But her emails.
  5. Marquise can handle it. He survived living in Buffalo.
  6. Sorry Texas residents, I know this probably isn't you. I'd like to hear if anyone else has had any luck though.
  7. Don't be an askhole. He's not Just Asking, he's Just Asking? Asking if he can ask. A Meta Ask.
  8. The smart advice is to balance your bleach intake with a healthy dose of probiotics.
  9. Really struggled with the CR-DT conundrum. I fear this qualifies as political, plus in an abundance of caution I posted it here since it might fall adjacent to I'm An Alcoholic over there. U.S. Bartenders Guild Relief
  10. That makes Colon Blow cereal seem like a feasible product in comparison.
  11. Interestingly that's also how what happens after ingesting a Trump press briefing.
  12. It's no use. Denial is the ultimate Trump card. And once you start living the unreality, you rarely go back. Fragile egos attracted to Trump bravado are unable to admit their own failings. He must be right because they must be right.
  13. I understand these are semantic games, but I'll stipulate that if Sebastian Gorka embodies it, I do indeed hate masculinity. That's not reality as I've experienced it though. People secure in masculinity or feminity, who they are really, don't need vanity plates to scream to the world how legit they truly are. Gorka, like the My Pillow Biter guy, and Diamond & Silk, are frauds. Grifter weaklings attracted to the gravitational pull of the universe's biggest fraud Donald Trump. Get fucked Seb.
  14. In fairness, I too am struck by the potential benefits of Trump injecting disinfectant.
  15. It won't harm true believers. Only those harboring doubts about Trump's absolute infallibility will be stricken by the toxic contents. Time to step up and prove your faith, lunatics.
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