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Degenerate Gardner

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  1. They’ve flooded the zone with alarm bells and dog whistles. I doubt the cancellation of 60 Minutes would be the thing to snap Americans out of their trances.
  2. Fraud tourism is nothing new. People have traveling to Aggie football games for years.
  3. Poona Fucking Ford
  4. You’re not wrong, but focusing on a single Trumpian logical inconsistency is like trying to bail out a sinking boat with a teaspoon, while half the doomed passengers are convinced the boat’s main threat is DEI at the Coast Guard.
  5. Yes, and it is hidden in Al Capone’s vault.
  6. You don’t say
  7. smooth transition at least
  8. Statistics and Fools should be the address’ byline.
  9. If TFG doesn’t stroke out, I at least hope the teleprompter fails. So much resentment. Such stupidity.
  10. You mean Trump Festivus?
  11. A 9PM televised presidential address promises a haggard, addled Trump. Team Aneurysm.
  12. I hope he offers more money saving tips like buying fewer toys and minimizes economic hardships for Americans. Those insights are bigly helpful.
  13. Damn it, I watched Spinal Tap just last night. RIP Meathead.
  14. You may be reich.
  15. Plenty of irony to go around in this statement, but I’ll pick on this: American Christianity sows seeds of its own destruction seemingly each time it opens it mouth. They don’t need no brown hordes’ help.
  16. When your followers aren’t bothered by cognitive dissonance, it doesn’t even need to make sense.
  17. Does our margin of defeat against UConn exceed our margin of victory over Southern U (26 points)?
  18. It’s cute that Trump is pretending he and Cuellar don’t have some sort of quid pro quo for the pardon worked out. I don’t know what that agreement is, but you can count on fuckery.
  19. I guess we’re dipshits for different reasons.
  20. God damnit. https://thegrio.com/2025/12/06/trump-admin-removes-mlk-day-juneteenth-fee-free-days-national-parks/
  21. That depends. Is he bringing back Tre Johnson? Tre covered up so many deficiencies. We have a few.
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