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Degenerate Gardner

Certifiably Surly
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  1. How can you disparage a place so replete with bean pies? I guess that question answers itself.
  2. These are the kind of bumbling fucks who chide others for Trump Derangement Syndrome. Every accusation, blah blah blah.
  3. Don’t worry, the lege added this for the special session in a couple of weeks. I suspect they’ll make a big show of throwing (our) money around Kerr Co and surrounding flood prone areas while riding in on white horses. Never mind measures they defeated in the past that might have actually avoided this largely preventable tragedy.
  4. Or even a debit card? /no DR #accountingdadjokes
  5. I am genuinely sorry to hear things here bleed negatively into your personal life. It’s a persistent, passionate group of habitual line-steppers you interact with who you may not otherwise. Regulating that is fraught, and possibly not worth the exorbitant profits. It must be weird to be thrust into a quasi-journalist role of editing content. I’m not sure what you got into this for but it probably wasn’t that.
  6. I’m gruntled by the lineup, but with the new coach, and all the transfers both domestic and international, I have no real idea what to expect next season.
  7. This is another instance where Surly’s stated policy of not wishing harm to or death of another individual or individuals is tested.
  8. They are enabled in tuning out by many. Design not bug.
  9. Evacuating search teams adjacent to a moment you (hopefully) found 2 alive kids in a tree is a bitter pill to swallow.
  10. They’re government employees bemoaning how undesirable governance is after themselves repeatedly failing to protect the public, so people regard them as an authority on the matter.
  11. My brain reels as we head to Trump’s fifth 4th of July as President. For the first time, I identify with Patricia Arquette in Pulp Fiction. America has been carried in by Vincent Vega in the middle of the night, overdosed and near death. With no reliable medical skills, I’m in the background watching with sick fascination as we head into uncharted territory with an adrenaline shot to the heart. I wonder how long the old girl can hang on.
  12. Ed. Steamboat quicker on the draw with Archie’s wisdom.
  13. ICE: now with funnier inhumanity!
  14. Question about the now quaint Rule of Law: would CA being a 2-party consent state apply here?
  15. Re: Bynes Crippling mental illness is a helluva drug.
  16. This time around, the revolution will not be televised.
  17. Lots of immigrant players too, except they’re millionaires, thus safe.
  18. Without hyperbole, our leadership is so unmoored from the American ideal that it currently represents the greatest danger to humanity. And that’s just for starters.
  19. Because the Trump ICE-Wear product line is slow to market.
  20. It’s a different suicidal calculus when a pardon might be on the table.
  21. Did the semi legit mercenary kill on his own, at the direction of others, or is this merely stochastic terrorism?
  22. There are a million ways to die, and no one here gets out alive. Dying while standing for the right thing is far better than most endings. I’m not seeking it, and I’m no martyr, but I’ve made peace with that possible outcome.
  23. We’re gonna need a bigger basket.
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