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Degenerate Gardner

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  1. Cultural standards are funny. No hippo farts or human vulvas. Everything else is on the table.
  2. Worry not. He’s playing 4D chess while they’re playing Chinese checkers.
  3. I was in Oregon’s capitol building yesterday and looking for a WiFi network while killing some time. “Fuck Joe Biden” was among the options. Trump is escalating his tyrannical, undemocratic visions each day, and these people would rather dwell on hating an irrelevant whipping boy. You can’t reason with broken brains.
  4. From what I gather, they’re shooting for a thousand years.
  5. What a shrewd observation. I too remember that time the Dems added 20,000 ICE troops at the stroke of a unitary executive’s pen and publicly floated a trial balloon about “suspending” habeas corpus. You may really be onto something here. The cum guzzling part strengthens your argument beyond reproach. Project Homecoming – The White House
  6. To paraphrase a Professor from some years back: The second coup is in effect, go get a late pass.
  7. It certainly would lend credence to the notion of a compassionate god.
  8. Fuck all these puta bitches, with no disrespect intended to puta.
  9. No doubt someone will violate this soon. Probably an idoit who can’t count to potato.
  10. Ketamine fueled narcissism is a helluva a drug. Grandiosity taken to 11.
  11. For once, this really is Good Friday.
  12. Really? Same conferences 4EVAR. In the Elite 8 competing for many of the same players. Another D1 TX public institution. Honestly we have more in common with them as we do SEC Bros. Fuck aggy.
  13. Collecting copper and stealing alternators.
  14. At best, we’re the ‘Good Germans’.
  15. Ignore the panacea of colloidal silver supplements at your own peril. it makes Ivermectin look like baseless quackery.
  16. Get well, dude.
  17. This sobering indictment was a slap across the face for me as I’m sure it was for many here.
  18. I don’t disagree, but I thought I heard Mark aspires to play PG.
  19. Fuck yes. Suddenly we’ve got size in the post. Now just stay healthy young man!
  20. Alamo spoiled me. It’s one of the things I miss most about Austin.
  21. Sweet ! Cryptic recruiting updates that lack any detail are my favorite.
  22. It’s ok, we’ll just toss rolls of paper towels out to disaster survivors. American old growth paper towels though, so they’re even more absorbent. I can’t think of anything else they’d need.
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