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Degenerate Gardner

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  1. Sark should have to do 1000 hours of community service for this abomination. Pick up roadside trash with convicts, a prison Mike bandanna, the whole thing.
  2. Sark should refuse any contractually obligated bowl incentive pay after this shitshow. Awful and confused performance on offense.
  3. Too late. Sark obviously is going with Ewers unless he’s incapacitated.
  4. Arch coming out to start the next drive would please me greatly. Now’s the time for change of pace.
  5. I guess they’re not calling holds on ASU’s o-line today.
  6. Does Lincoln Riley survive the offseason? I sure hope so.
  7. I’ve got Brent Venables if still available.
  8. Agreed. Greg was the better Gumbel. A glue guy and a pro.
  9. Puff-puff-pass is customary. You’ve obviously been ignoring this. Bowfinger is a painful memory.
  10. Ewers doesn’t need to be great. He needs to keep his head and manage risk, which Sark challenges with play calls at times. Pirouette Play, ‘Nuff Said. This team is balanced enough to win a NC if Quinn accomplishes that.
  11. All this except That part is easy.
  12. Sark does not respect the field position game enough.
  13. Blue is offensive mvp over Helm. Runs and catches have been impressive for Blue.
  14. Why does Ryan Day wear so much eyeliner?
  15. Good job Sark not glancing noticeably at the boobs.
  16. That is exactly why I always share my vittles.
  17. I’d never even heard of this regional coffee chain. Kudos to Marketing I guess.
  18. Aaron Rodgers is like kryptonite for the legitimate Ayahuasca-Ketamine Movement.
  19. Obviously you’re not an STD researcher.
  20. The problem with the death by material success calculus is that it invariably starts being determined by people who disagree with me.
  21. I’m only speaking from a subjective judgement of entertainment vale, nothing more. Also, high.
  22. Unique opinion: the NBA is unbearable, even when my team is winning. Pro basketball lost me. It’s probably keeping them up at night.
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