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Degenerate Gardner

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  1. It’s ok, we’ll just toss rolls of paper towels out to disaster survivors. American old growth paper towels though, so they’re even more absorbent. I can’t think of anything else they’d need.
  2. Good on you, man. Very human, respectful post for an anonymous political message board in 2025. Inspiring even. Spot on too. i feel like cross posting it to one of the ‘CR is full of meanies’ threads as a counter, but MAGA needs a place to cry about victimhood and ignore reality.
  3. I’m mindfully decreasing my consumption of ambergris and eggs.
  4. I’m just glad the adults are back in charge.
  5. Barnes is no stranger to that scenario.
  6. I’m glad they’re not showing crowd shots of 89 year Gene Keady. He was a goblin even in his prime.
  7. Lady Miss Kier from Deee-Lite? What a weird reference.
  8. To be fair, it entitles one to a very favorable exchange rate on most Trump-endorsed currencies. No CR.
  9. That would be cool.
  10. Necro musing: Why don’t more players try to emulate Jabari’s shot fake? It was such a reliable weapon, and thing of beauty.
  11. Running Pete is a sure fire way to lose the election. Which should not be the goal. In the words of Rummy, you go to war with the army you have, not the army you want to have. We’ve got an army of hateful, easily distracted morons. Changing that army will take time, meanwhile, there’s wars to win. Moral victories have limited worth, especially when the opposition is on a fast train to fascism. Side note: my spellcheck didn’t recognize the word “fascism”. Interesting, that.
  12. UCLA in Big 10 is stupid.
  13. No me gusta otro SEC but I’m pulling for Rick Barnes.
  14. Was that MTG no CR?
  15. I like the way officiating and technology are clearer this year. Stepping to the camera of record lends a sense of accountability for officials making tough calls.
  16. Whatever JT Toppin’s price, we should have paid it.
  17. No CR mutherfucker
  18. I definitely feel more secure about our chances now. That cat has their shit together.
  19. No one who has watched this team thinks they’re about to build and maintain a 20 point lead. It will be a fight until the end.
  20. Give Jay Wright all of the money.
  21. I so love March Madness. Inefficient operations like Rodney Terry Texas Basketball can become belle of the ball. Or not.
  22. It’s so hard not to like Weaver. Most of his errors are spaz overeagerness.
  23. Successful despite awkward hairstyles. Check.
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