Everything posted by Degenerate Gardner
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AA flight 5342 Crash Media Circus Thread
Watch the plane crash video for a metaphorical representation.
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2025 Transfer DT Hero Kanu
Any chance he has skills as a post player? Our basketball team is all about Hero ball.
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My father died last night.
Sorry man. I won’t insult you with “God’s plan”nonsense that folks often feel compelled to offer. I will say, as a guy who lost both of my parents to cancer in college, that I’m thankful you had a long life together. Feel the pain. Good on you for sharing it here. I’m certain your pops was very proud of you.
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Federal Worker RTO and Buyout Offers
It will certainly make drowning the government in the bathtub more manageable.
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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
Maybe, just maybe, “He hates who I hate” is not an effective way to determine how you vote.
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Texas A&M @ Texas- Saturday, 1:30 pm on ESPN2
Tan suit.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Hilarious at the time but this has aged better.
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Texas A&M @ Texas- Saturday, 1:30 pm on ESPN2
Too bad the ole miss coach fucked it all up and he’s not our coach anymore. Oh well, let’s move on. Unprovable hypotheticals don’t serve much purpose here.
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Concerts you are attending
Going to see Daniel Donato in early February at a local club. I have been digging him of late.
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Vice President tells NASA to get to the Moon in 5 years.
NASA’s memos are now using Hans Landa as a template. Just super.
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Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
I always came into the Nazi story with the chronological gift of retrospect. Shit was in the past. Now I wonder what future horror my countrymen will perpetrate.
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Moving the USS Texas
We need another transoceanic war so it will get sexy again.
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Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
Piece of shit, yes, albeit a normalized one. Dude feels comfortable making historically abhorrent gestures on TV. The dog whistles are deafening.
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Texas at OU Sucks - 9 PM on the SEC Network
This is my biggest frustration so far, and with zero rim protection, it absolutely can’t continue if there’s any hope of making the tourney. Teams that don’t drive to the basket hard against us right now have morons for coaches.
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Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
His New Year’s resolution was to focus on more achievable goals. Telling things to humanity is like talking to a dog.
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Johntay Cook dismissed from the football team.
Regret, meet Johntay. Johntay, Regret. You two will be spending a lot of time together.
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Southern CA Fires- Extreme Santa Ana Winds
Yeah, I found myself swallowing the growing lump in my throat a few times while watching it.
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Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
No bondage talk. This is for recruiting.
- Texas vs. Auburn - 8pm on ESPN
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U.S. Surgeon General Issues New Advisory on Link Between Alcohol and Cancer Risk
Dry January is on a collision course with Inauguration Day. No CR.
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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
It sounds like one of Public Enemy’s crew.
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New Orleans New Years Terror Attack [15 dead, 20+ critical/injured]
Has “ban cars!” been taken yet?
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2025 Peach Bowl: CFP QF - Texas vs. Arizona State - 12pm on ESPN
Texas would absolutely win the NC with Chase Daniels. Arch is a similar player.
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This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
I’ve come to wonder if it’s a ‘maybe a coordinator’ situation, though obviously he wouldn’t accept demotion. Sark’s highest and best in-game use may be OC.
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Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
All true, but Sark can be obstinate. It’s vexing.