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Degenerate Gardner

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  1. Motion to cross post to This Guy Got Knocked The Fuckkkkk Out
  2. It’s as if Nellie Olson was brunette, more repugnant, and chose a dress at in outlet mall.
  3. Negged for being a lying whiner who can’t hack it in the CR. Maybe it’s you that sucks.
  4. That’s exactly the kind of thinking that drove “niggardly” out of the lexicon, but I agree with you.
  5. It would not not surprise me if Mack doesn’t not get to go out on his own terms.
  6. The Texas A&M Aggies have a heroic team, like Hitler in his bunker.
  7. Being unable to accept the legitimate results of a contest is such a bitch move.
  8. Lowell never even acknowledged the 1st & goal. I feel bad for Fozzie.
  9. For some reason my tv switched to CC so I was having to read Lowell too. They do that to guys in Guantanamo to break them. upside: I learned some troubleshooting shortcuts to turning off CC.
  10. “The America” Lowell continues to nail the broadcast journalism.
  11. No one can ever say Donald Trump doesn’t respect the democratic process.
  12. From the link, Green’s wife’s courtesy PSA to save future innocent congressman from being led astray by some jezebel: Not the Onion.
  13. It’s unfortunate Robinson didn’t have a son like Mike Johnson’s to monitor his porn habits.
  14. It’s hard to imagine a much more destructive comment than a black R candidate self-describing as a Black Nazi. This skeleton must have been squirreled away until the time it could produce maximum damage & chaos. Not quite exploding walky-talkies, but an impressive operation nonetheless.
  15. Those kids were caught, weren’t they? The system works! -Rhonda
  16. We’re headed to continue fighting ourselves because some people suck, many of whom are deeply invested in fomenting division and discord. It’s a wise investment by our adversaries around the world, both foreign and domestic. I only hope the overall arc of humanity is in the right direction. That can be hard to perceive over a month, year, or even lifetime and ain’t exactly linear.
  17. We are all Colorado State fans today.
  18. I want to know what Simmons said to McCoun.
  19. They’re honoring Hispanic Heritage Month by featuring two Latinos beating the life out of each other.
  20. That’s not how a deal with the Devil works. They’re just going to have to trust that disinformation, a limited attention span, and their overlords’ infinite coffers will have half of America believing it’s the Dems’ fault in a decade. Fortunately for the Rs, half of the country is already committed to believing that.
  21. They really, really like saying Scadaboo.
  22. I scare my wife when she hears me laughing like I did upon hearing that. I still am. If Corn wins, I may have to start scrapbooking to remember this day.
  23. Only the right kind of assholes, please.
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