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Kyrie Eleison

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  1. listen to the recording...this shit right here is crazy AF. whether he's blowing smoke or telling the truth about his connections matters not...it's absolute evidence of the batshit crazy worldview these fuckers have.
  2. Chinese...Japanese...dirty knees...look at these!
  3. volume up brings the lulz...
  4. yes an evangelical, though that doesn’t mean evangelicals are exclusive to other real Christians. true evangelicalism can and does come in many flavors and denominations, including Catholic and Orthodox (though neither of those are “denominations”). the term evangelical has been hijacked of late. i’m not one to let hijackers and labelists win this one.
  5. that’s my porn name…
  6. the only truly evangelical president in our nation’s history…my youngest son is named after him.
  7. in a straight up dick move, god once sent a bear to kill 42 kids for making fun of a bald dude. and he helped Samson kill 30 bros for their clothes so Samson could welch on a bet he lost with the 30 bros. that’s fucking metal, man.
  8. speak for everyone else…i’m a svelte motherfucker and my Sansabelts fit like a champ.
  9. hard pass on the high and drunk stuff, gents…history hasn’t been kind to myself and loved ones on that front. Distillery Row is on list for my wife,@MaidofGin
  10. well i won't suck a dick, but i pretty open to trying anything...
  11. Richter's partner in the Pok Pok restaurant group died of COVID last year, so he decided to shut it down and focus on getting back to Thailand.
  12. tell me the must-do's and don't's of Portland. Distillery Row is on the list but not much else. for the record, i fully expect to be set Molotoved somewhere around the Green Zone.
  13. Nobody expects a flying dildo.But that’s exactly what confronted Albuquerque Sheriff Manuel Gonzales III, whose campaign for mayor was dramatically interrupted at an event on Tuesday by a large sex toy attached to a drone. The drone hovered toward Gonzales as he was answering a confrontational question from a member of the audience, and it provoked nervous laughter from the crowd of about 70 people.Gonzales attempted to continue muddling through his answer, as a woman in the audience asked: “Is that a dong on a drone?”
  14. it’s bone suck the teeth legit good. it may not be the best you’ve had...you’ve darkened the door of far more smoked meat outposts than myself, but i’ll guarantee you’ll be more than happy with their work. and get dessert.
  15. so my middle kid is awesome and won all sorts of awards, accolades, scholarships and honors...all because of his paternal genetics, of course. but in my travels to watch some KE issue dominate, i stopped at Mimsy’s in Crockett. no pics as i was in a rush. best fatty brisket i’ve ever had. the banana pudding cheesecake was fuck you good. seriously pornographic...as in “fuck my ass like NowThis with this cheesecake just get it in my body” good. It was my cheat day indulgence and i nailed it. that’s all i ordered. it’s the hands down best between Beaumont and Tyler, the Trinity and the Sabine.
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