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Kyrie Eleison

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  1. Salman is best friend...
  2. i bet her name is “Tragedy.” as in “Now on the center stage...Tragedy!”
  3. the issue is her age...which in this case is 17. federal trafficking statutes outlaws paying someone 17 or under to cross state lines for sex.
  4. buddy of mine is an ER doc and this fat chick came in complaining of pain on her side, and upon inspection found a TV remote wedged under a fat flap. heh...
  5. Kispert is getting worked...
  6. that's usually because staph has colonized somewhere that he has contact with...staph is hard as fuck to kill and decolonize. you basically have to assume it's everywhere and do something equivalent to a complete HAZMAT intervention to get it eradicated.
  7. that’s really no fucking joke, bro...
  8. that would be awesome no matter what...
  9. not a whole lotta things better in life than your 20 y/o college student kid sending you a pic of his vax card showing his first Pfizer shot...make a dad feel good.
  10. Rodney Scott...
  11. as a criminal defense lawyer, that’s as much his fault as hers. he should’ve told her to fuck right off and get her shit in order. but that publicity though...
  12. woke up and my unit had grown 2 inches overnight...in girth. ima sign up for 3rd dose right now. both my wife and i crossed the Rubicon and feel great this morning.
  13. turned me into a newt...
  14. i’m hoping that’s the case with me because right now i feel like i’ve been raped by a herd of turtles, and the old man and a cuz of mine are scheduled to make some boudin tomorrow.
  15. 22 hours after 2nd shot and i feel like i’ve been beat like a rented mule. had some fucking crazy ass dreams last night, too. beyond worth it though...
  16. it’s the best Indian i’ve had save Pondicheri in Houston. incredibly good.
  17. Moderna No 2 done for the wife and i as of 5 mins ago...now in the waiting area. headed for some takeout, a haircut, some new eyeglasses and celebratory fornication before the ick sets in.
  18. Saffron is quickly rising up my restaurant rankings. just outstanding Indo-Paki food. and they’re opening up a grocery.
  19. Florida man accused of having sex with 'Frozen' toy at Target meh...i’ve done worse.
  20. my lovely wife has 47 different guns from 29 different countries in her bar. she’s a fan and damn sure knows what she’s doing in the cocktail arena. she swears by some of the recent Japanese gins...especially the Ki No Bi cask aged. domestically, her favorite is bourbon barrel aged Big Gin out of Seattle.
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