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Kyrie Eleison

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  1. it’s bone suck the teeth legit good. it may not be the best you’ve had...you’ve darkened the door of far more smoked meat outposts than myself, but i’ll guarantee you’ll be more than happy with their work. and get dessert.
  2. so my middle kid is awesome and won all sorts of awards, accolades, scholarships and honors...all because of his paternal genetics, of course. but in my travels to watch some KE issue dominate, i stopped at Mimsy’s in Crockett. no pics as i was in a rush. best fatty brisket i’ve ever had. the banana pudding cheesecake was fuck you good. seriously pornographic...as in “fuck my ass like NowThis with this cheesecake just get it in my body” good. It was my cheat day indulgence and i nailed it. that’s all i ordered. it’s the hands down best between Beaumont and Tyler, the Trinity and the Sabine.
  3. Brisket’s mom was an absolute treasure and straight up my alley. a stark and vivid reminder of why i love very few and certain personalities, and she possessed one of them. and she was extraordinarily proud of her son and his family. you did good by her, Brisket.
  4. who said heaven was skyward?
  5. his KoKo Ramen in Union Hall is nothing short of a bowl of heavenly manna.
  6. you FTW fellas got a good thing going....we enjoyed our visit, albeit short. damn good sushi at Hatsuyuki's, the spouse loved Thompson's and we stopped for a damn good margherita pizza at Olivella's on the way outta town. we're definitely coming back...gotta spend some hours at The Kimbell and botanical gardens.
  7. “back then”...hell, now. there’s a lot to be said for death by diarrhea. and i for one am happy to say it.
  8. mmmmm...sweaty inner lady thighs. fuck. yes.
  9. my wife said those were no doubt but plugs for homophobes. i do believe she is correct.
  10. she loves good bourbon and whiskey too.
  11. i’ve been hustling my old lady outta the sheets with a combo of creatine, whey isolate and L-carnitine farts...plus an ongoing gut cleanse. it’s awesome how much she hates my literal guts...
  12. fuck yo head size shit...in about 2 or so months, that motherfucker could buy every one of us.
  13. in town for business next week with the wife tagging along. Hatsuyuki's and Thompson's Bookstore...decent night out?
  14. Big Buck Hunter gave it away?
  15. Dagestan...
  16. like she was eaten by a wolf and shit over a cliff...
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