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Longboard Horn

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  1. From Dallas! Fuck ratfink Campbell and that lineman Jarrod whatever his name is. FIGHT!
  2. Stare down? Fuck that. Chokeslam Yormark. Tombstone that motherfucker! Hit him with a little snake eyes and old school. Texas will give Brett the last ride.
  3. Earl Hebner as head ref would be outstanding!
  4. Longboard Horn

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    @Prepuce of Doom I didn’t know Doomlet already had a surly handle
  5. Oh God I went to a wedding like this in 2011. Girlfriend's cousin was getting married. She went to SMU, husband went to aggy. At the beginning of the reception the DJ played the war hymn and all the aggies ran onto to dance floor whooping and hollering. Then they sawed varsity's horns off... Me, the GF and the non aggies were in the back of the room and couldn't believe we were actually witnessing that buffoonery.
  6. COMPLETE AGGY CORPS TRAINING?!!! AGGY IS A TOP 10 COACHING JOB?!!! FUCK IMMA OVERDOSE!!!
  7. As of today, Dave is 23-23 in year 4 at Baylor. They'll definitely lose their last 2 games. If he somehow survives the coaching purge this season, his seat will be 3rd degree burns hot for 2024. The 2021 12-2 Big 12 Champions and Sugar Bowl win was the biggest wool over Baylor fans eyes lol
  8. @immamac to the Surly Horns twitter account!
  9. Fun fact: every school that ran away from us, even going back to the SWC days when Arky left, has never won a conference title. Arkansas: 3 SEC title appearances, 0 championships Mizzou: 2 SEC title appearances, 0 championships Nebraska: 1 B1G title appearance, 0 championships Colorado: 1 Pac 12 title appearance, 0 championships aggy: ) 0 championships and have never reached the SEC title game. Wanting to be "out of our shadow" is really working out for them. At least I hope they're having fun!
  10. 1,2,3,4! Fuck aggy and their corps!
  11. Now if we find out your parents are taking all of y'all to Luby's for Thanksgiving lunch that'll be the cherry on top.
  12. One year I got a new car jack and tire iron that I needed.
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