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Gatorubet

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  1. Thank God, America is respected around the world again.
  2. Yeah…, but bacon taste good. Pork chops taste good. Fucking foreign women feels good. Getting Social Security payments feels good. I don’t have any grandchildren, so if I ever have them, by the time they reach the age of consent you will be too old to fuck them. But it’s true that a man needs a dream.
  3. I see that I have trapped you in my web of smartness. I am fat, dumb and way old. Which makes you wrong. Sit there in your wrongness and be wrong Mr. wrong guy.
  4. Why is your smooth brain and your tiny gerbil dick telling you to make stupid mouth words on this board?
  5. And yet, when enough people think that the market is going bad and the economy in the future is going to be bad, the collective will can turn into a recession, whether or not the underlying factors warrant it. It makes no difference if the people who do not want to order more goods or buy more things because of fear of a bad economic downturn in the future is correct, the fear that things are going to be bad is just as valid as the accuracy of things going bad. I think that everyone is convinced we are going to have a recession - and so we will.
  6. Dow only down 527. A good day.
  7. I live in a van down by the river and grow my soy beans on bottom land.
  8. So I saw my MAGA congressman and he said, quote: “Buy bullion while you can, change fiat notes before they’re woke!” Sometimes I wonder just what I’m gonna do - there ain’t no cure for the lib-cabal blues.
  9. TTom and Pimphand must have known the secret handshake, and they shared information on how we in the Cabal all work to normalize pedophilia. That was supposed to be our secret, dammit!! What if they find those wreath fund checks made out to PDiddy-Epstein??
  10. He only says “Jesuits” to keep the Knights Templar from knowing that he’s getting really close to the answer.
  11. It’s the best-est-est, for sure
  12. J-Pow says, “Great uncertainty…” DRINK!!
  13. true. you can break that into a much of 20 second spots.
  14. Recession - Pushing down on me Pressing down on you No man ask for A Recession - That brings a business down… Splits a family in two ….Puts people on streets
  15. fify
  16. In every state, the Democratic ad should say “Representative or Senator X will not prevent what Trump and Musk are doing to America. Representative or Senator X does not have the spine to oppose Trump or Musk’s, so you effectively have nobody to protect your family from being hurt their bad policies. Just this once, consider voting Democrat. You may not agree with all of Democrat policies, but they will protect your job and the economy by stopping the harmful tariff wars. Democrats will make sure Ukraine can defend its citizens from terrorist attacks by Russia, and will never falsely claim that Ukraine started the war. Democrats will help preserve and protect our environment and our national parks and forests. Democrats will continue to support any state, whether red or blue, that suffers a national disaster. And Democrats will never disband FEMA. Democrats will not fire the government employees who work to keep our drugs - and our food - and our water - and our air safe and clean. If your Senator or Representative won’t stand up to Trump and Musk now, they will not stand up to Trump and Musk and prevent even worse things.”
  17. That pin thing is real. turboTax filing was rejected by IRS the first effort because I did not have the magic IRS pin they apparently mailed to me some time ago. I went to my online IRS account and looked up old correspondence and found the pin information and the second TurboTax filing was accepted.
  18. I believe this is a bit too harsh. This is America. Sometimes it takes a village. Sometimes it takes the entire family to help us through tough times. I do not think you should limit his daughter’s opportunities to participate in Only Fans as a means of saving the farm.
  19. The good news is that just 30 days of tightening tiny screws will provide the funds to buy the cheap bourbon.
  20. on Bloomberg this morning a guest from Kentucky was talking about how all the bourbon producers are about to take it up the ass when the rest of the world quits buying the huge amount of bourbon aging and in storage. Apparently the craft cocktail movement got everybody’s Jimmies rustled so producers started maximizing product volume. A supplied demand problem was already looming, but Canada and Asia and foreign markets not buying bourbon might put a fork in it. Given that the Turtle and Rand represent Kentucky, this does not displease me.
  21. First, it would require me to have knowledge of how to do a call out of one person. Once I figure that out I will jump in with my expertise.
  22. Ringo was correct - you know it don’t come easy. Is there ever any discussion about using hot/cold ablation to nuke the little fucker? Like - do big brain science machine shit first and chemo fun later? MDA does some cool stuff.
  23. I only have the Jerry Lewis example, but there is an excellent chance that the nation of France considers you to be one of the greatest comics in the history of man - and will give you some kind of award very soon.
  24. I’m more of a postfixes person
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