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Gatorubet

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  1. https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.cadc.40415/gov.uscourts.cadc.40415.1208593677.0_1.pdf
  2. Does anyone know how much extra it would cost to make the killer drones also play the theme song to Curb Your Enthusiasm?
  3. It’s not so much the angry gerbil attacking your arm, it’s more why an angry gerbil is attacking your arm
  4. if you don’t wait 20 minutes after you eat Sea Bass before you go swimming, you’ll get cramps and drown. Olds know this.
  5. He can ask for a rehearing en banc (meaning asking for the entire circuit to rehear it rather than just the original panel) from the appellate circuit, which is not an appeal as of right, but discretionary. Of course, he can seek a writ to the Supreme Court, which is also discretionary, with a couple of percentage points chance of it being accepted, but for the fact it is such a sexy hot button high profile case with huge implications.
  6. Actually, it won’t take that much money to produce the Bobert - Rittenhouse porn movie, “J6 Patriot Hookup” about a woman and the jail guard she ‘educates’ into becoming full MAGA. So many people on the right will buy this movie from our production company, Tactical Porn, that we will all be sitting on the beach earning 20%
  7. She’ll probably do one for a 20 …
  8. Which is an anagram for “an habeas slices”. On to you, we are.
  9. i’m gonna have to give it to Nicole. God knows how many hours she sat in that chair with that Hollywood makeup artist.
  10. When Trump dies, Junior and Eric will try to take over. It will not turn out well. I do think enough of the cult will send them money for a while so that they will hang around a bit, fighting with whoever takes over the GOP. I think we need to start thinking ahead on how to sell these idiots trinkets commemorating Trump’s death. Digital Death Cards. Trump descending the escalator Trump, hugging the flag, Trump‘s booking photo, etc. Without Trump’s dipshit force field protecting his kids, they will both be arrested and convicted for grifting rubes within a couple years. The key here is to have the merch ready for shipment as soon as he croaks
  11. Sorry man. That was essentially the situation with both of my parents. Sucks to have to go through that. I hope your pops has a gentle passing with no distress.
  12. To be fair, if you don’t take them, you’re prolly not gonna remember to take them.
  13. “I'm just a caveman, frightened by the flying machine with bad bolt holes…Listen up, I will sue you and your whole crummy airline if I don’t get another double Dewers!”
  14. She supports everything driving dem votes except the won’t-leave-office thing.
  15. That was before the wandering bands of Antifa hunter-gatherer cannibals learned they could just throw buckets of salt water on the aluminum frame and watch it dissolve in corrosion and pick the driver out of the shell…like polar bears pick the delicious Inuit nugget center out of an igloo.
  16. I honestly don’t know how you deal with that situation. But congrats, I guess, on marrying an insane woman who is crazy in the sack
  17. gravy seals. but they all bailed. Was they figured out they could go to federal prison. I think Trump assassinated would just make them all give up to the deep state and go home
  18. Somewhere, Jimbo just got an erection after seeing this and started revising his CV
  19. At 75, I don’t think Navarro is going to come out of there as the Raven. It’s only four months, but I hope it’s a hellscape for four months..
  20. You can’t get raped by a trans person if pastor’s already on top of you. Any of you Woke anti-Christians ever think of that?
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