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Gatorubet

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  1. I never said I went to sleep at his house.
  2. “ Don’t send them food….. SEND THEM LUGGAGE!!!!
  3. So we just let the penguins continue to manipulate the currency? Not on his watch!
  4. You’re never going to be cast in the remake of Bad Day at Black Rock with that attitude.
  5. OMG! NewsRadio… I had the good fortune to have dinner at his house - and met his wife Brynn. Phil struck me like Robin Williams in the way that he was still “on” - even without the cameras were not rolling. It’s like he would allow everyone in on the masquerade, but really restrict the amount of people who knew anything about the real him. Anyway, Phil was a genius.
  6. …if only there was some higher federal court that could grant - I dunno - some kind of writ - and rule whether the states’ grounds for disqualifying a presidential candidate was proper.
  7. I would like to see the same chart using the last 25-30 years. If you did the chart in college football national championships, Yale and Harvard would be numbers one and three.
  8. I don’t think that Canadians will be restocking American bourbon for the next generation. Going to economic war with the entire world when the entire world still has a lot of issues with you can wind up giving longer-term consequences than you can imagine. Telling your closest friend that you’re going to take over their fucking country is not the way to make buddies. The world has seen who we are. And I don’t think they like what they are seeing. Trading with us when they have to is far different than trading with us because they want to. China probably needs to go see the ER doctor because of that more than four hour erection they’re having since yesterday.
  9. Why, that would be as bad as not going to the 100 year anniversary of the end of World War I because it was raining- or saying that John McCain wasn’t a hero because he got captured.
  10. But then, we must remember that sometimes countries go to war over soccer games. So there is that possibility that other countries will be engaged in stupid political posturing as well….. because I am sure that in the future historians will have a label for this part of the 21st-century. Instead of the “Gilded Age”, it will be remembered as “The Time the World Decided to Take Giant Steps Backwards for No Fucking Reason”
  11. We report, you decide…
  12. I only posted this to note that some billionaire investor demands world leaders “not keep Trump waiting”. So my question to Surly is this: how long do you think it will be before we learn how the rest of the world views this? _days _weeks _muledick and if they retaliate with their own raised tariffs, is there any chance that the US will back down to avert a global recession? _no _yes _fuck Georgia
  13. I’m too lazy to do it, but I guess you could create a Venn diagram with humble brag and depression.
  14. I would’ve gone with the Titan carbon diving bell for the youngsters, but co-sign
  15. This. Also, if you’re old enough to recognize Daddy Bush’s voodoo economics quote - and remember that Reagan was all about supply side economics - you are older than a shit-ton of people who pushed the election lever for Trump and have no fucking idea what we are talking about.
  16. Voodoo Economics worked so well the last time Reagan tried it without tariffs…
  17. Yeah, but now there is a tariff on foreign crotchless panties
  18. Speaking of bottoms Ladybugs never said when the Republican Party would be destroyed if they nominated Trump.
  19. The Good News: there is nobody left at the IRS to go after you if you don’t file The Bad News: you won’t have a job so taxes are the least of your worries. Also, the federal employees at social security who every year calculate your best 35 year Social Security earnings increase have all been laid off. Don’t go to your local office, it’s been shut down. Don’t call the toll-free number, those lazy stay at home bastards have all been fired and so you don’t have to hold for them to deal with your problem. The Good News: expect a really, really high, COLA interest bump in 2026. The Bad News: the COLA will not cover cost increases on your fixed income. Attention younger citizens - to get through this the new full retirement age has been bumped to 74.
  20. I don’t know why so many smart people keep making the mistake of thinking that Trump has either the knowledge or inclination to know he made a mistake - or to correct his mistakes.
  21. I could probably get you elected by forming the Luddite Party. ”No AI Or Robots” “One Human Per Wheel Tightening Lugnuts!” ”1,000 Patriots With Shovels Instead of One Woke Bulldozer !”
  22. -1560 right now. Dow is.
  23. I heard an administration mouthpiece on Bloomberg, I think it was, stating that Trump is not doing the tariffs for short term prosperity, his intention is that it comes to fruition later, possibly even after the next four years. Eventually, we will return to the golden age of American industrial exceptionalism. We just have to tighten our belts and wait.
  24. And not a single mention of trans anything. Sad! This is obviously a deep-fake funded by Soros. Please Patriots, order my new e-book for $19.95 (or order 2 for only $45), “ How to prevent the Soros vaccine bots from passing through your steering wheel into your car or truck, causing it to perform worse over time.” Ask yourself, “Does my truck run as well as it did when I got my first COVID-19 vaccine?” God Bless.
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