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Vertuzzi

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  1. The trip on Makar was absolutely weak, too. No denying that. But if you don’t think Makar and MacKinnon will get more calls then you’re out the lunch. But fucking Marchment should absolutely not get that call. He’s basically a nobody in this league. If bubble boy continues to flop, he’s going to get his ass ran. I don’t make the fucking rules guy.
  2. Who the fuck do you want me to root for? The Bruins fucking suck and will continue to suck for probably the next 5 years. I refuse to root for anyone in the East and I barely give a shit about any team out West. I like that Vegas is the perceived bad boys and I fucking wish Cassidy was still behind our bench in Boston.
  3. I’m a Vegas guy this playoffs (fuck Sweeney). Pulling for Cassidy to get his second cup.
  4. Just a quick look at their roster, I’d start with Manson, Lingred, Makar, Coyle, Lehkonen, Drury, Kelley, and O’Connor to name a few. Dallas has a reputation around the league as a team that isn’t afraid to sell calls, just look at the video of Marchment nearly giving himself a wicked fucking whiplash from a light cross check to the chest. Don’t act like the Stars are the Big Bad Bruins of the ‘70s either. Stars have one tough guy and he’s a liability against speed and skill and he’s a dinosaur.
  5. @jetsfan76 How you feeling going into game 2? You think Hellebuyck dials it in tonight because I thought he looked playoff shaken yet again.
  6. Definitely a flop. He’ll get ran eventually.
  7. This Carolina/New Jersey series is such a waste of time. Both of these teams have zero chance to win the Stanley Cup. In fact, I think all of the Metro division teams kind of just suck this year.
  8. Enjoy that $12MM/year cap hit. Guy that plays no defense and scores primarily on the power play and empty neters.
  9. Two games today to get us started!! Game 1: Jets vs Blues at 6pm EST Game 1: Avs vs Stars at 8:30pm EST The Central might be the most stacked division in the NHL. Going to be an absolute bloodbath path to the Western Conference Final for one of these teams.
  10. Week to week for Robertson. Missing game 1 and possibly game 2. Ouch.
  11. Round 1 Predictions: EAST Battle of Ontario!! Leafs vs Sens: Leafs in 6. Would love to see Ottawa knock them out but I think Toronto has too much top end talent. Battle of Florida!! Panthers vs Lightning: Lightning in 7. Think Florida’s injuries and back to back Final appearances finally catch up with them. Caps vs Habs: Canadiens in 7, unfortunately. I think the Caps are entirely overrated and Montreal speed will be too much for this old ass team. As always, fuck the Habs. Canes vs Devils: Canes in 5. Neither team really has a chance to win the Cup, just filler until both get knocked out. WEST Jets vs Blues: Jets in 7. We all know Winnipeg sucks ass in the playoffs but I think they have enough to overcome the Blues. Stars vs Avs: Avalanche in 6. Dallas has no chance without Heiskanen, and now possibly Robertson. MacKinnon and Makar are too much. Golden Knights vs Wild: Vegas in 5. The team I’ll be repping for the playoffs (major fuck you to Don Sweeney!). Kaprizov could make it interesting but Minnesota doesn’t have the horses. Kings vs Oilers: Kings in 7. Oilers are limping into the playoffs and the Kings are unbeatable at home for some reason.
  12. @Longhorn_Fan68 You starting the NHL playoff thread, too?
  13. Same shit, different year. Wouldn’t be shocked at all to see the Blues knock them out of round 1 again.
  14. I mean, fucking talk about completely monkey fucking your situation in the matter of a week. This guy might be GOAT of decision making. Leaving a playoff team and $2MM/year to join a shit UCLA team to make less in a significantly higher income tax state. Put this kid on 24 hour watch for the next few months while reality sets in.
  15. I fucking hope Columbus gets in because fuck les habitants. Plus, I actually think Montreal would upset Washington in round 1 and I couldn’t stand listening to those annoying fucks brag about winning a fucking playoff series against a couple of fucking dinosaurs on the Caps.
  16. Avs get their captain back plus some needed rest for their big boys. Dallas might be in big trouble. They look like absolute dog shit right now and Heiskanen doesn’t seem like he’s close to returning. Rantanen with only 5 goals since joining the Stars, and how many at 5x5? Life is just different when you aren’t playing with MacKinnon and Makar.
  17. What an absolute choke from the Habs last night. Couldn’t even beat out a shitty Blackhawk team in their home barn. They will be an easy first round exit by the end of next week. Hate from Boston you fuckers.
  18. Name sounds like a dish I had this weekend in the North End.
  19. Hahah love this shit. Fuck Tennessee for signing this kid to a stupid ass contract to begin with. Next, fuck this kid and his dad for thinking he’s worth $4mm a year. I hope both parties crash and burn while we watch from a distance. Let’s see which school is fucking stupid enough to get involved with that nightmare of a family.
  20. Holy fuck. I wouldn’t ever want to be in an elevator with this creep alone. Gives off major psycho vibes. Nightmare shit.
  21. No fuck that, we don’t need to rush to watch more Islanders hockey.
  22. “Bands a make her dance!” https://x.com/barstoolsports/status/1908940703343816781?s=46
  23. Look no further than who’s behind their bench. He implements dog shit systems.
  24. “He's in the army now, a blowin' reveille He's the boogie woogie bugle boy of Company B”
  25. Just prepare yourself now that the Jets will face Colorado round 1 again.
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