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Vertuzzi

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  1. This broad has to be hot. If so, I’ve finally found my soulmate.
  2. Guess we missed the memo where UT was given responsibility of other schools and their futures. Fuck Tech, may they roam the desert for many decades to come and may their raider rash increase 10x on their campus.
  3. Everyone hates us so fuck everyone
  4. Ewers has a nice, patchy Taliban beard that will strike fear in the hearts of our opponents.
  5. I love Big Z! Great player with an amazing work ethic. Glad he’s hanging them up as a Bruin.
  6. Rooting for a giant gas leak in that awful stadium. If that doesn’t happen, I predict a pig win 17-10. Fuck them both.
  7. Cocaine and exotic animal trade money….not exactly old money.
  8. Nate Dawg just got PAID. Sources saying 8 years at $100.8MM, AAV of $12.6MM.
  9. Alright I’ve seen enough. We better blow these bird fucks out by 35 points. Maybe next year we can film a video of X Worthy taking a shit in the middle of their campus. Score prediction: Tex 49 San Antonio Commuter School 14.
  10. Not a fan. FSU’s gold helmet looks great as is.
  11. I’d love to see this nut job coach Nebraska. Top quality entertainment we’d have.
  12. Did you swerve at any?
  13. We have nothing to fucking lose this Saturday. Nobody thinks we have a shot, so might as well go out and hit them in the mouth early. The one thing I’m going to focus on is how disciplined this young team will be. It’s going to be a crazy environment and any success on our side will fire the crowd up. Just hope our young players can stay calm and keep their focus on the next play.
  14. Why is the first assumption always that we are scared😂😂 Maybe we have bigger fish to catch and deal with than a shitty school in the middle of a desert. Fuck off Tech
  15. I’ve never seen marshmallows run before. Almost National Geographic worthy.
  16. The season is over if this happens.
  17. You seriously think these meat head coaches know anything about game theory? I agree though, pussy move not to go for it.
  18. RUN THE BALL!!!!
  19. Excited for this one. Don’t care who wins but CMU is a good program and we know what happened last time. I think the pokes pull out the win 45-30.
  20. Can you imagine the thigh sweat from those whales sitting in the Bama section…. Those poor bastards are fucked. No amount of sweet tea and candied yams, or whatever the fuck those people scarf down, can save them from overheating.
  21. Love how we were too scared to join the SEC because of the competition but now that we are looking to join early it’s because we are too scared to play against UH and BYU. These clowns deserve to be eternal doormats.
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