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NeverMarryAStripper

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  1. Tell them they can come get it as soon as they pay the storage fee
  2. If you can’t sign your name and have to resort to printing your signature then you might as well just make a big X
  3. We used to go to the Showboat drive-in in Magnolia when we lived out there. It opened in 2006 and is still going strong and showing first-run movies.
  4. Shouldn't that have been Ho Ho Ho Now I have a Fully Automatic Rifle? At least he didn't refer to it as having an extended clip.
  5. I think anyone that uses that word as a term of denigration should have to deal with their intellectually impaired daughter coming home from school and asking why someone would call her that on the playground.
  6. I remember watching it live
  7. Well crap, I didn’t realize the last ones were out yet. My old age caused me to be confused.
  8. Hate to burst your balloon, but season 4 isn’t over yet
  9. Obviously it's something that turns water into Hydrogen Peroxide
  10. I'm pretty sure that "individual inclusion" means that if you are a POC they decide on an individual basis, generally based on athletic prowess, whether or not you get included.
  11. He definitely wasn’t very good at throwing out runners
  12. Maybe their computer doesn't have a USB port either. It might look like this
  13. My daughter and I went to a fundraiser for several local animal shelters a few weekends ago, and all of the shelters brought dogs for adoption. We saw a 5-month-old shepherd lab mix that was the cutest dog I have ever seen and y daughter tried damn hard to talk me into adopting him, but I just couldn't pull the trigger right now.
  14. Yes. The cash value option is now about 50% of the annuity amount. The cash value option was upwards of 57% back when interest rates were lower.
  15. It would be a lot more efficient to just say "No" and walk away (quickly)
  16. Cigars stink too. Stank-ass is in the nose of the besmeller
  17. Did you also object to the movie making all of the characters American too? There really wasn’t any reason not to keep them Swedish.
  18. I’m so lost. Where did the tentacles come from? Fury has been married to an alien the whole time? It seems to me like an alien Rhode could get all the Avenger DNA he wanted.
  19. I’m just glad I’m not totally senile, but that being said I would really prefer not being ranked #1 until 6/24/24
  20. If you think that movie has overt political messaging, then how do you make it through everyday life?
  21. None of the them are under contract anymore so no superheroes for you
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